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James: [after fixing his BMW, being followed by many children] What I couldn't have done without those meddling kids.
James: [in the stable at the end of the show] Come, let us see this child that has been born unto us.
Jeremy: Yes, let's.
Richard: Yes...
[Hammond moves aside the blanket and gasps. O Fortuna plays as the camera reveals the Baby Stig]
James: ... Well, I wasn't expecting that.
Jeremy:...And on that bombshell...!
Jeremy: Yes, let's.
Richard: Yes...
[Hammond moves aside the blanket and gasps. O Fortuna plays as the camera reveals the Baby Stig]
James: ... Well, I wasn't expecting that.
Jeremy:...And on that bombshell...!
James: [in the transport plane, with the back open while they were still in the air] Hammond! Put your handbrake on!
James: [on being in the Nativity Play as a child] I was a shepherd because I had a dressing gown.
James: [to the tune of ��We Three Kings'] We three kings from orient afar,
One in a Vauxhall, two in sports cars��
One in a Vauxhall, two in sports cars��
James: There is a place reserved in Hell for the man who put that gearbox in that car. And it's the ratios - it's a case of many are called, but few are chosen. And many who are first shall be fourth and many who are third will actually kick-down into second.
James: [comes out of the hospital with a bandage on his head and stops in his tracks] What are you two wearing?
[Richard and Jeremy stand in front of James wearing burkas and sunglasses]
[Richard and Jeremy stand in front of James wearing burkas and sunglasses]
Jeremy: [after learning they couldn't enter Iran being from the BBC] I bet the original three wise men never had this problem.
Richard: But they weren't BBC were they?
Richard: But they weren't BBC were they?
Jeremy: [before plunging into a ditch] Follow me! [a few seconds later he gets stuck] Don't follow me!
Jeremy: [upon seeing Richard's car and finding out that James has gone over budget] So we're not three wise men, we're one wise man, an idiot and a cheat.
Jeremy: [voiceover] I brought in our special weapons man who had learned in the armed forces how to have a pixellated face.
Jeremy: [voiceover] We pulled over by a roadside market that had a waterfall and a river in it.
Jeremy: Can I just say, if I'm kidnapped, I don't want to hear any of this, ��Well, you know we, we don't give in to kidnap demands'. Just pay. I don't want to be beheaded on the Internet.