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Whoa! What's that? You were supposed to get booze!

This is Ham... *soaked* in Rum. It's Loaded with booze.

Goddamn it Frank, eating your drinks? That is genius!

Hey, warm sun, cool ocean breezes, getting rip sh*t on ham.

Wouldn't you say we're getting... Hammered?

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