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[while family is watching The Brady Bunch]
Eric: Hey did you see the one where Mr. Brady went insane and put bells on all the doors?
Red: Did you see the one where Greg was being a real wise ass and Mr. Brady took him outside and cleaned his clock?
Laurie: Did you see the one where I hate living here?
Hyde: That's my favorite.

My heart aches with pain. [Jackie smiles]
When I see you, I vomit. [Jackie's smile drops, looking stunned]
Die away from me.

Donna: [enjoying herself from the couch] Ouch!
Hyde: Sayonara. [goes to basement room]
Jackie: [stunned] Donna....never have 17 syllables hurt me so much. Why would he want to hurt me like that?
Donna: Because you're stalking him, Jackie.
Jackie: No, really, Donna!

So bye, bye Mr. Steven Hyde.
I'm a hottie and you're nottie
Jackie's gonna be mine
She likes my brunette locks not your curly-ass twine
Oh, Jackie Burkhart you are so fiiiiine