Cheers quotes
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Guy: You must have a high threshold for pain.
Coach: I don't know the meaning of the word.
Guy: Pretty tough guy there, huh?
Norm: No, no he doesn't know what threshold means.
Coach: I don't know the meaning of the word.
Guy: Pretty tough guy there, huh?
Norm: No, no he doesn't know what threshold means.
Norm: I know what you mean, Sam. Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it's really no fun lying to them anymore.
Phillip: That's the face I've been looking for.
Diane: Sorry, I'm still using it. I could let you visit it on weekends.
Diane: Sorry, I'm still using it. I could let you visit it on weekends.
Sam: [Calling Carla in a hotel room, worried Hank may die if he's allowed to have sex with her] What should I say?
Norm: Ask her to look next to her and count the dead people.
Norm: Ask her to look next to her and count the dead people.
Sam: [on the phone] Can you tell me which is the more dominant flower: the Mountain Lilly or the Black-Eyed Susan?
Sam: Coach, I'm having blackouts!
Coach: Kinda nice break in the day, isn't it, Sam?
Coach: Kinda nice break in the day, isn't it, Sam?
Sam: First of all nobody resigns from a bar and second of all nobody resigns in Latin.
Cliff: It's French, Sammy.
Cliff: It's French, Sammy.
Sam: I'll tell you something else I haven't had much experience saying no to women. The closest I've come is "Not now, we're landing."
Sam: I'll tell you something else I haven't had much experience: saying 'No' to women. The closest I've come is 'Not now, we're landing.'
Sam: Somebody wants you at another table.
Diane: Who?
Sam: Everybody at this one.
Diane: Who?
Sam: Everybody at this one.
Sam: This isn't an IOU. It's a bunch of writing I don't understand. That's what this is.
Diane: Is it in a foreign tongue, Sam?
Sam: No, it's English.
Diane: In your case that qualifies.
Diane: Is it in a foreign tongue, Sam?
Sam: No, it's English.
Diane: In your case that qualifies.
[Andy is strangling Diane, dressed as characters from "Othello".]
Diane: Help, this psycho is trying to kill me!
Coach: That's the only line from Shakespeare I ever understood!
Diane: Help, this psycho is trying to kill me!
Coach: That's the only line from Shakespeare I ever understood!
[Diane enters Cheers with a friend.]
Diane: This is Heather Landon, my oldest friend.
Carla: Meet her this morning?
Diane: This is Heather Landon, my oldest friend.
Carla: Meet her this morning?