Married... with Children quotes
396 total quotesAll Seasons Season 1 Season 2 Season 3 Season 4 Season 5 Season 6 Season 7 Season 8
Season 9
Season 10
Season 11
Woman: I'll have your jobs for this.
Al: Fine, if we can trade for what's in your fridge.
Al: Fine, if we can trade for what's in your fridge.
[Bud and Kelly has just came home from working in the shoe store.]
Bud: A fat woman came into the shoe store today.
Kelly: And Bud still looked up her dress.
Bud: A fat woman came into the shoe store today.
Kelly: And Bud still looked up her dress.
[Two time MVP Frank Thomas spins newspapers.]
Frank Thomas: Can I have a break now?
Manager: No.
Frank Thomas:[grabs a bat.] Can I have a break now!
Manager: Ab... Absolutely.
Frank Thomas: Can I have a break now?
Manager: No.
Frank Thomas:[grabs a bat.] Can I have a break now!
Manager: Ab... Absolutely.