Friends quotes
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Phoebe: You have no idea how amazing she is..
Joey: No idea ? Who do you think brought her here ?
Rachel: Cupid !
Phoebe: Joey, She is so cool, she speaks 4 languages.
Joey: Man, Do you know what guys want ?
Joey: No idea ? Who do you think brought her here ?
Rachel: Cupid !
Phoebe: Joey, She is so cool, she speaks 4 languages.
Joey: Man, Do you know what guys want ?
Phoebe: You know I'll be giving them the greatest gift ever.
Chandler: You're going to carry their baby and buy them a Sony PlayStation?
Chandler: You're going to carry their baby and buy them a Sony PlayStation?
Phoebe: You know ? 9 out of 10 wedding end in divorce.
Ross: That's not true.
Phoebe: Yeah. You're right. where is the missus ?
Ross: That's not true.
Phoebe: Yeah. You're right. where is the missus ?
Phoebe: You know, I think my grandmother would be proud that we're trying to figure out her recipe. I'm sure she's looking up at us and smiling.
Ross: Looking up?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah! She was nice to me, but she's in hell for sure.
Ross: Looking up?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah! She was nice to me, but she's in hell for sure.
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] And there's a country called Argentinaaaa, it's a place I've never seeeeen. But I'm told for fifty pesos you can buy a human spleen. Humaaan spleeeeen. Olè! [Olé is spanish, but anyway..., and they speak Spanish in Agentina, but anyway...]
Phoebe: I'm sorry I won't be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I'm really busy that day. I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun Bar Mitzvah.
Rachel: [crying, barely understandable] I don't know what I'm going to do without you!
Monica: [crying, barely understandable] You're the greatest friend I ever had.
Rachel: [crying, barely understandable] I'm gonna miss seeing you everyday!
Monica: [crying] What?
Rachel: [crying, barely understandable] I...I...I... I'm gonna miss seeing you everyday!
Monica: [crying, barely understandable] That is so sweet! [they hug]
Monica: [crying, barely understandable] You're the greatest friend I ever had.
Rachel: [crying, barely understandable] I'm gonna miss seeing you everyday!
Monica: [crying] What?
Rachel: [crying, barely understandable] I...I...I... I'm gonna miss seeing you everyday!
Monica: [crying, barely understandable] That is so sweet! [they hug]
Rachel: [in the rain, with Chandler and Monica under Rachel's oversized sombrero hat] Now everybody wants to be under the hat!
Rachel: I broke up with you because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you.
Ross: You still love me?
Rachel: ...No.
Ross: You still love me?
Rachel: ...No.
Rachel: Ross! We broke up two years ago. You've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.
Rachel: [Thinks she feels that Ross came too early, surprised] Oh, honey. That's okay.
Ross: [Realizes] Oh, no, you just rolled on the juice box.
Rachel: [Laughs] Oh, thank god!
Ross: [Realizes] Oh, no, you just rolled on the juice box.
Rachel: [Laughs] Oh, thank god!
Rachel: [Rachel's cell phone rings] Hello?
Monica: Hey, Rach, it's me. Okay, I just got to Chandler's room, and I caught him... molesting himself.
Rachel: Ohh... that couldn't have been pretty. But you know? Guys do that.
Monica: Yeah? Uh, well, the weird part is... he was getting off... to a shark attack show!
Rachel: [gasp] No!
Monica: Yes! Chandler watches shark porn!
Monica: Hey, Rach, it's me. Okay, I just got to Chandler's room, and I caught him... molesting himself.
Rachel: Ohh... that couldn't have been pretty. But you know? Guys do that.
Monica: Yeah? Uh, well, the weird part is... he was getting off... to a shark attack show!
Rachel: [gasp] No!
Monica: Yes! Chandler watches shark porn!
Rachel: [talking on the phone, drunk] Hello? Vegas? Yes, we would like some more alcohol. And you know, we would like some more beers, too... hello? Oh, wait... I forgot to dial!

[There is a knock at the door.] 

Ross: That must be our alcohol and beers!

[There is a knock at the door.] 

Ross: That must be our alcohol and beers!
Rachel: [To Chandler] You're not gonna end up alone.
Phoebe: Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!
Monica: You made it!
Phoebe: You're there!
Rachel: You are ready to make a commitment!
Chandler: Whoa! Don't know about that.
Phoebe: Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!
Monica: You made it!
Phoebe: You're there!
Rachel: You are ready to make a commitment!
Chandler: Whoa! Don't know about that.
Rachel: Ah. All this time he was in love with me. [Moving near Joey] What else did he say? He wanted to ask me out for a coffee?
Joey:Given that he is desperately in love with you, I'd bet he would like to have a cup of coffee.
[Rachel gets ready to go find Ross in airport]
Chandler:What about the time difference?
Monica: From here to airport?
Chandler: Yes..!
[Rachel picks her coat and starts out]
Monica: What you gonna say to him?
Rachel: I don't know, maybe if i see him i will know.
Phoebe: [Picks up Ross's photo and walks to Rach] How about now? [Phoebes keeps Ross's photo up her face and acts like Ross] Does this help?
Rachel: No. [Walks out]
Chandler: [yells] HEY. I LOVE YOU TOO.! Deal with me first.
Season 2
Joey:Given that he is desperately in love with you, I'd bet he would like to have a cup of coffee.
[Rachel gets ready to go find Ross in airport]
Chandler:What about the time difference?
Monica: From here to airport?
Chandler: Yes..!
[Rachel picks her coat and starts out]
Monica: What you gonna say to him?
Rachel: I don't know, maybe if i see him i will know.
Phoebe: [Picks up Ross's photo and walks to Rach] How about now? [Phoebes keeps Ross's photo up her face and acts like Ross] Does this help?
Rachel: No. [Walks out]
Chandler: [yells] HEY. I LOVE YOU TOO.! Deal with me first.
Season 2