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Alice: I wanna name the girl baby Leslie, and Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank Junior Jr.
Chandler: Wouldn't that be Frank the Third?
Alice: Don't get me started. Anyway, um, since there are three babies and, um, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honored if you would name the other boy baby.
Phoebe: Wow! That's so great! Oh! Oh! Cougar!
Alice: You think about it.
Chandler: Wouldn't that be Frank the Third?
Alice: Don't get me started. Anyway, um, since there are three babies and, um, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honored if you would name the other boy baby.
Phoebe: Wow! That's so great! Oh! Oh! Cougar!
Alice: You think about it.
Chandler: I'm getting my nails done. You said it was going to be fun [Looks his fingers] which kind of it is..
Chandler: You said there would be guys. There are no guys .
Rachel: There is one right there
Chandler: That's a mail man.. That's our mail man.....
Chandler: You said there would be guys. There are no guys .
Rachel: There is one right there
Chandler: That's a mail man.. That's our mail man.....
Chandler: Where are the guys? I'm ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
Monica: It's 9:30 in the morning!
Chandler: They got a breakfast buffet.
Monica: It's 9:30 in the morning!
Chandler: They got a breakfast buffet.
Chandler: [Phoebe eats his sandwich out of his hand] I've got a Phoebe in my sandwich.
Chandler: I was just at the bank and there was this really hot teller, and she didn't ask me to go do it with her in the vault!
Joey: Same kind of thing happened to me! Woman pizza-delivery guy comes over, gives me the pizza, takes the money and leaves!
Chandler: What? No "Nice apartment. I bet the bedrooms are huge?"
Joey: No! Nothing!
Chandler: You know what? We have to turn off the porn.
Joey: Same kind of thing happened to me! Woman pizza-delivery guy comes over, gives me the pizza, takes the money and leaves!
Chandler: What? No "Nice apartment. I bet the bedrooms are huge?"
Joey: No! Nothing!
Chandler: You know what? We have to turn off the porn.
Chandler: Look, I just think it's time for you to settle down, you know? Make a choice, pick a lane!
Joey: Who's Elaine?
Joey: Who's Elaine?
Chandler: Next time you snore, I'm rolling you over!!
Joey: I gotta do what I gotta do, you gotta do what you gotta do...
Joey: I gotta do what I gotta do, you gotta do what you gotta do...
Chandler: So, What do you do when you're not working here?
Gunther: You don't need to fill these silences.
Chandler: Okay! Thanks...
Gunther: You don't need to fill these silences.
Chandler: Okay! Thanks...
Chandler: Wah-pah!
Ross: What's Wah-pah?
Chandler: Whipped.. Wah-pah!
Joey: That's not whipped. Whipped is.. [Whipping sound]
Chandler: That's what i did.. Wah-pah!
Joey: You can't do anything!
Ross: What's Wah-pah?
Chandler: Whipped.. Wah-pah!
Joey: That's not whipped. Whipped is.. [Whipping sound]
Chandler: That's what i did.. Wah-pah!
Joey: You can't do anything!
Chandler: We have to do something huge .
Joey:We could climb Mount Everest.
Chandler: I told we have to do something huge. Not something stupid...
Joey:We could climb Mount Everest.
Chandler: I told we have to do something huge. Not something stupid...
Chandler: You're right, it is a ridiculous name!
Joey: It's not that bad.
Chandler: Yes, it is! From now on, I have no first name.
Joey: So you're just "Bing?"
Chandler: I have no name.
Joey: It's not that bad.
Chandler: Yes, it is! From now on, I have no first name.
Joey: So you're just "Bing?"
Chandler: I have no name.
Joanna: What are you doing?
Chandler: I'm getting dressed.
Joanna: Why?
Chandler: When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.
Chandler: I'm getting dressed.
Joanna: Why?
Chandler: When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.
Joey: [reffering to the guy that just robbed them] You know what I'm going to do next time I see that guy?
Chandler: Bend over?!
Chandler: Bend over?!
Joey: And what? Did you sleep with her?
Chandler: No! No, I just kissed her.
Joey: What?! That's even worse!
Chandler: ...How is that worse?!
Joey: I don't know, but it's the same!
Chandler: Look, Joey, I'm sorry, but I couldn't help myself. I think I'm in love with her.
Joey: Who cares?! You went behind my back? I would never do that to you!
Chandler: You're right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.
Joey: Over the line? You -- you're -- you're so far past the line, that you -- you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Chandler: No! No, I just kissed her.
Joey: What?! That's even worse!
Chandler: ...How is that worse?!
Joey: I don't know, but it's the same!
Chandler: Look, Joey, I'm sorry, but I couldn't help myself. I think I'm in love with her.
Joey: Who cares?! You went behind my back? I would never do that to you!
Chandler: You're right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.
Joey: Over the line? You -- you're -- you're so far past the line, that you -- you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Joey: Her place was really that bad?
Ross: You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day? Well, like that -- only, instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time and garbage is all that has survived!
Ross: You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day? Well, like that -- only, instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time and garbage is all that has survived!