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[Chandler enters the apartment to find Joey working with wood and the apartment filled with lumber.]
Chandler: Hey.
Joey: Hey.
Chandler: Hey, hey, hey... so what happened -- did a forest tick you off?
Joey: You know how you're always saying we need a place for the mail?
Chandler: Yeah?
Joey: Well, I decided to take it to the next step.
Chandler: You're building a post office?
Chandler: Hey.
Joey: Hey.
Chandler: Hey, hey, hey... so what happened -- did a forest tick you off?
Joey: You know how you're always saying we need a place for the mail?
Chandler: Yeah?
Joey: Well, I decided to take it to the next step.
Chandler: You're building a post office?
[Chandler is putting the duck in the hall]
Chandler: Now you just stay out here, and think about what you did!
Chandler: Now you just stay out here, and think about what you did!
[Chandler walks in on Ross and Rachel]
Chandler: Not to be rude, but does anyone know how to get a chick out of a VCR?
Chandler: Not to be rude, but does anyone know how to get a chick out of a VCR?
[Frank Jr. is doing his own style of martial arts on Monica's balcony, she and Phoebe are watching]
Monica: What kind of martial arts is that?
Phoebe: No kind.
Monica: What kind of martial arts is that?
Phoebe: No kind.
[Janice asks the six Friends if they have ever had sex with each other.]
Joey: Well, there was that one time that Monica and Rachel got together.
Monica: What?
Rachel: Excuse me, there was no time!
Joey: Okay, but let's say there was. How might that go?
Joey: Well, there was that one time that Monica and Rachel got together.
Monica: What?
Rachel: Excuse me, there was no time!
Joey: Okay, but let's say there was. How might that go?
[Joey has just walked into Monica's apartment wearing everything Chandler owns as a comeback in an argument]
Chandler: That is so-not-the-opposite of taking someone's UNDERWEAR!
Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?!
Chandler: That is so-not-the-opposite of taking someone's UNDERWEAR!
Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?!
[Joey has spelled out "pleh" in sticks at the rest stop to get rescued]
Chandler: What's that?
Joey: It's "help" spelled backward so the helicopters in sky'll read it right.
Chandler: What's that?
Joey: It's "help" spelled backward so the helicopters in sky'll read it right.
[Monica has just broken up with Pete in the hospital and is walking out]
Pete: Wait. [Monica pauses] Could you leave a note? They've got me on a lot of pills, and I'm not sure I'll remember this tommorrow.
Pete: Wait. [Monica pauses] Could you leave a note? They've got me on a lot of pills, and I'm not sure I'll remember this tommorrow.
[Phoebe's former singing partner left her again for commercial fame]
Phoebe: [singing about her]
Phoebe: [singing about her]
[Ross has just finished explaining the "freebie list" (list of 5 celebrities a sexual partner can sleep with without conviction from the other) to Isabella Rosselini and she laughs in shock]
Isabella: You know, it's funny. Yesterday, I made a list of 5 goofy coffeehouse guys and I just bumped you for... that guy over there. [Ross looks away and Isabella gets away from him]
Isabella: You know, it's funny. Yesterday, I made a list of 5 goofy coffeehouse guys and I just bumped you for... that guy over there. [Ross looks away and Isabella gets away from him]
[Ross has trampled the sticks spelling out "pleh" and Joey started gasping]
Chandler: [sarcastically] Now it's not gonna make any sense!
Chandler: [sarcastically] Now it's not gonna make any sense!
[Wheel of Fortune is on Joey and Chandler's TV and "_ount Rushmore" is on the board]
Joey: These people are stupid. It's Count Rushmore!
Chandler: You know, you should really go on this show!
Joey: These people are stupid. It's Count Rushmore!
Chandler: You know, you should really go on this show!