Friends quotes
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Phoebe: [regarding Ross' birthday gift to Rachel] I can't believe he got you that! It must've cost him a fortune!
Chandler: Oh, come on. Ross? Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol and got her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Chandler: [Realizing he'd just revealed Ross' feelings, he stumbles] Crystal duck.
Rachel: No, no, the love part.
Chandler: [Hyperventilating] Flennen!
Rachel: Oh, my...!
Chandler: [rubbing his temples] Oh, no, no, no!
Joey: That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time
Chandler: Oh, come on. Ross? Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol and got her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Chandler: [Realizing he'd just revealed Ross' feelings, he stumbles] Crystal duck.
Rachel: No, no, the love part.
Chandler: [Hyperventilating] Flennen!
Rachel: Oh, my...!
Chandler: [rubbing his temples] Oh, no, no, no!
Joey: That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time
Phoebe: Hey you know what I just realised?, Joker is Poker with a J! -- Coincidence?
Chandler: Hey, that's Joincidence with a C!
Chandler: Hey, that's Joincidence with a C!
Phoebe: There's five hundred extra dollars in my account.
Chandler: Oh! Satan's minions at work again.
Phoebe: Yes, coz I have to go down there and deal with them.
Joey: What are you talking about? Keep it!
Phoebe: It's not mine! I didn't earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing!
Rachel: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!
Chandler: Oh! Satan's minions at work again.
Phoebe: Yes, coz I have to go down there and deal with them.
Joey: What are you talking about? Keep it!
Phoebe: It's not mine! I didn't earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing!
Rachel: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!
Rachel: Ah. All this time he was in love with me. [Moving near Joey] What else did he say? He wanted to ask me out for a coffee?
Joey:Given that he is desperately in love with you, I'd bet he would like to have a cup of coffee.
[Rachel gets ready to go find Ross in airport]
Chandler:What about the time difference?
Monica: From here to airport?
Chandler: Yes..!
[Rachel picks her coat and starts out]
Monica: What you gonna say to him?
Rachel: I don't know, maybe if i see him i will know.
Phoebe: [Picks up Ross's photo and walks to Rach] How about now? [Phoebes keeps Ross's photo up her face and acts like Ross] Does this help?
Rachel: No. [Walks out]
Chandler: [yells] HEY. I LOVE YOU TOO.! Deal with me first.
Season 2
Joey:Given that he is desperately in love with you, I'd bet he would like to have a cup of coffee.
[Rachel gets ready to go find Ross in airport]
Chandler:What about the time difference?
Monica: From here to airport?
Chandler: Yes..!
[Rachel picks her coat and starts out]
Monica: What you gonna say to him?
Rachel: I don't know, maybe if i see him i will know.
Phoebe: [Picks up Ross's photo and walks to Rach] How about now? [Phoebes keeps Ross's photo up her face and acts like Ross] Does this help?
Rachel: No. [Walks out]
Chandler: [yells] HEY. I LOVE YOU TOO.! Deal with me first.
Season 2
Rachel: Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?
Monica: Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.
Phoebe: Ha, ha, ha!
Monica: What?
Phoebe: "Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black."
Monica: Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.
Phoebe: Ha, ha, ha!
Monica: What?
Phoebe: "Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black."
Rachel: Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought.
Monica: Still... it's just such reckless spending.
Ross: I think when someone steals your credit card, they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.
Chandler: Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.
Monica: That was me.
Monica: Still... it's just such reckless spending.
Ross: I think when someone steals your credit card, they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.
Chandler: Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.
Monica: That was me.
Rachel: Phoebe?
Phoebe: Hmm?
Rachel: Who is George Snuffleupagus?
Phoebe: He's Big Bird's friend. [laughs]
Phoebe: Hmm?
Rachel: Who is George Snuffleupagus?
Phoebe: He's Big Bird's friend. [laughs]
Rachel: So I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you.
Phoebe: Yeah, you wish.
Phoebe: Yeah, you wish.
Rachel: You are supposed to be in there so i can see your thing.
Chandler: Sorry. My-my thing was in there with me.
Chandler: Sorry. My-my thing was in there with me.
Rachel: You're a twin?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. We don't speak. She's, like, this...high-powered, driven, career type.
Chandler: What does she do?
Phoebe: She's a waitress.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. We don't speak. She's, like, this...high-powered, driven, career type.
Chandler: What does she do?
Phoebe: She's a waitress.
Rachel: [Excited] Guess what?
Ross: You got a job?
Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
Chandler: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
Rachel: Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale, fifty percent off.
Chandler: Oh, how well you know me.
Ross: You got a job?
Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
Chandler: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
Rachel: Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale, fifty percent off.
Chandler: Oh, how well you know me.
Rachel: [To Ross] Boy you really can't stand to lose can you, your face is getting red and little veins popping out of your temple.
Phoebe: Plus that shirt doesn't really match those pants.
Phoebe: Plus that shirt doesn't really match those pants.