Nip/Tuck quotes

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Matt: You're not supposed to take it literally. The story is for kids. Jesus is Santa Claus for adults.

Natalie: [to Julia] Ma's O-negative. She said, 'The best part about being a universal donor was that she could never be so broke that she couldn't give something to the needy.'

Quentin: [on phone] Talk to you later, Chris. [to Christian] Guess whose literary agent contact got us the front page of the New England Journal of Medicine?
Christian: Is Chris a boy or a girl?
Quentin: She's a girl, Christian. With a bit of a mustache problem, so I just pretend she's a boy when I'm banging her in the ass.

Quentin: I think you know more about someone in the first five minutes than you do in an entire twenty-year relationship. Those first gut instincts, they're always right. It's time and sentimentality that cloud the mind's ability to judge.

Quentin: Kit, if you want to catch this guy, may I recommend that you expand the scope of your suspects beyond those who know whether you're shaved, waxed or natural

Quentin: Sometimes people misinterpret me until they get to know me.
Julia: I know you. I know you're someone who can only be big by making others feel small. I know I don't need people like you in my life anymore. And I know you're fired.
[Edit]
Quentin: You are a bitch.
Julia: At least I am not yours.

Quentin: This business needs to be a bullet train, not the Little Engine That Could.

Sean: [about Christian] If I can't offer him naked Victoria's Secret models and a case of Cristal, I'm a persona non grata on a Friday night.

Sean: [to Julia] Here's something that slipped through the crack. Some guy's cock in your boyfriend's ass!

Sean: I am in the middle of packing up my house.
Christian: And Quentin and I are in the middle of a facial transplant!

Sean: I have an 8:30 lift with Quentin.
Christian: Make sure you don't drop the scalpel. Our new partner plays for both teams.
Sean: Could you have misinterpreted?
Christian: I've never had a buddy of mine stick his pinky up my ass just for shits and giggles.
[Edit]
Christian: I think he has a man-crush on you.
Sean: Me? It is you that he's trying to screw!

Sean: I know this is hard for you, Christian. I've been either at your side or in the next room for every one of your surgeries but you need to get used to having an identity as a doctor without me.
Christian: This isn't about me. This is about a patient, a young girl who deserves to be more than just a failed ego-driven experiment written up in medical journals.

Sean: Just what you always wanted, right? No ethical restraints and a shitload of money.
Christian: You left out sexual depravity and devil worship.

Sean: My guess it's phantom pain.
Christian: Who do I see for phantom pain, Ghostbusters?

Sean: Since Julia and I split up, have you and she ever talked about giving it a try?
Christian: I don't think we've both ever been single at the same time.
Sean: That's not an answer.
Christian: I don't harbour any feelings for her if that's what you're asking. I wouldn't do that to you. Again.