Sean: I have an 8:30 lift with Quentin.
Christian: Make sure you don't drop the scalpel. Our new partner plays for both teams.
Sean: Could you have misinterpreted?
Christian: I've never had a buddy of mine stick his pinky up my ass just for shits and giggles.
[Edit]
Christian: I think he has a man-crush on you.
Sean: Me? It is you that he's trying to screw!

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