Nip/Tuck quotes
349 total quotesAva: [to Adrian] You are not too old to get a backhand and I'm wearing heavy rings.
Ava: I have no idea you are so puritanical.
Christian: I am a goddamn pilgrim.
Christian: I am a goddamn pilgrim.
Ava: Vodka on the rocks? If memory serves, you downed one of these the last time you were here barking up similar hallow threats. Drink up and get out.
[Christian smashes the glass]
Ava: How barbaric. Despite your doctor's degree and sleek veneer of sophistication, when it comes to women and how to treat them, you've crawled right out of the cave.
[Christian smashes the glass]
Ava: How barbaric. Despite your doctor's degree and sleek veneer of sophistication, when it comes to women and how to treat them, you've crawled right out of the cave.
Christian: [discussing the force majeure clause in the partnership contract] But there's gotta be a statute of limitation on this.
Sean: There is no statute of limitation for being a back-stabbing asshole.
Sean: There is no statute of limitation for being a back-stabbing asshole.
Christian: [giving Sean bedroom advice] Have you tried doing the alphabet? Women are right-brained. They are instinctive and verbal. Want to be a better lover? Work on your language skills.
Christian: [pointing to an overweight patient and referring to Liz's wish to become a mother] Not fair, they let him get pregnant.
Christian: [referring to Wilbur] I love him. I love him more than I´ve ever loved anyone or anything in my life. Cicely´s right. I´ve held hundreds of women in my bed and counted the minutes till the sun came up and I could get rid of them. But when it´s late at night and that little boy is asleep in my arms I wish the Earth could just freeze there forever.
Christian: [saying farewell to Wilbur] Never give a girl your number, always take hers. Keeps you in control. No American cars. German, Italian, or the occasional English. Treat yourself to a barber shop shave once a month. Take a beautiful girl to Florence and eat at the Enoteca. Talk to Marino, he'll take care of you. Tell him you're my son. Don't take any crap from anyone, you're better than that. But.. try to be good to people. Never get too jaded to care. Remember me. Remember me."
Christian: [to Erica] Why would I consider using a condom? You haven't had a pregnancy scare since Gabe Kaplan was a celebrity.
Christian: [to Gina, about fighting for Wilbur's custody] Get your coat and your bitch on.
Christian: [to Gina] You're like herpes. Every time I feel like I'm getting my life back, I have a Gina outbreak.
Christian: [to Mrs. Grubman] Tell me what you don't like about yourself...again.
Christian: [to Sean] If Anne Frank were hiding in your attic, she wouldn't have gotten past the words 'Dear Diary.' I'm putting pussy lips back on the schedule!
Christian: [upon learning Liz's wish to become a mother] Medusa's going to breed?
Christian: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl at bar: [commands Christian] Smile. Thanks, but no thanks.
Christian: Is there spinach, sweetheart?
Girl at bar: [commands Christian] Smile. Thanks, but no thanks.
Christian: Is there spinach, sweetheart?