Nip/Tuck quotes
349 total quotesChristian Troy: I counted each contraction. Three times. Or were you doing your Kegel exercises?
Grace Santiago: [whispers] Lock the door.
Grace Santiago: [whispers] Lock the door.
Christian: [after Julia had walked in on him in bed with the twins] I'm sorry. I didn't mean for you to catch me in the middle of a DoubleMint moment right there.
Christian: [refering to Merrill, who is dressed in a white suit] You look like a Q-Tip.
Christian: [referring to the cadaver] Sean, we've got to switch heads.
Sean: No, we're not. [Edit] Practice makes perfect.
Christian: Practice on what? Mr. Potato Head? There is only one way. Kill Ms. Grubman and practice on her.
Sean: No, we're not. [Edit] Practice makes perfect.
Christian: Practice on what? Mr. Potato Head? There is only one way. Kill Ms. Grubman and practice on her.
Christian: [referring to the threat of a malpractice lawsuit] I don't know what our options are, Sean. I've worked too hard to end up at 40 saying, "Hi, welcome to Cinnabon. How may I help you?"
Christian: [to Sean, referring to Dr. Grace Santiago] You're listening to the concern of Salsa Spice over the judgment of your partner?
Christian: [upon learning that Sean made a pass at Dr. Grace Santiago] Did you hire her because you're afraid that she might sue?
Dr. Grace Santiago: Lawsuits typically happen when you lose your job after you have slept with the boss.
Christian: Is that a threat?
Sean: [to Christian] Wait... you slept with Grace?
Christian: [rolls his eyes]
Sean: Goddamn it! Are you out of your mind? How could you do this!
Christian: Sleep with someone who rejected you?
Dr. Grace Santiago: Lawsuits typically happen when you lose your job after you have slept with the boss.
Christian: Is that a threat?
Sean: [to Christian] Wait... you slept with Grace?
Christian: [rolls his eyes]
Sean: Goddamn it! Are you out of your mind? How could you do this!
Christian: Sleep with someone who rejected you?
Christian: Are you doing this because you were rejected by a woman?
Mr. Mantegna: One woman? Try thirty. In one night.
Christian: [Edit] Don't worry, Mr. Mantegna. When we're done with you, the only tits you'll be feeling up are gonna belong to Hooters girls.
Mr. Mantegna: One woman? Try thirty. In one night.
Christian: [Edit] Don't worry, Mr. Mantegna. When we're done with you, the only tits you'll be feeling up are gonna belong to Hooters girls.
Christian: Are you saying I have no ethics?
Sean: I'm saying you have a history of liking your money.
Christian: I have a discriminating eye, Sean. I turned down Michael Jackson today.
Sean: I'm saying you have a history of liking your money.
Christian: I have a discriminating eye, Sean. I turned down Michael Jackson today.
Christian: Can I buy you a drink?
Kimber: I don't drink.
Christian: Can I buy you an appetizer?
Kimber: I don't eat. I'm a model.
[Christian gives up and is ready to leave]
Bartender: Another one before you hit the road?
Christian: No, I have to operate tomorrow.
Kimber: Are you a doctor?
Christian: [flashes smile] Plastic surgeon.
Kimber: I don't drink.
Christian: Can I buy you an appetizer?
Kimber: I don't eat. I'm a model.
[Christian gives up and is ready to leave]
Bartender: Another one before you hit the road?
Christian: No, I have to operate tomorrow.
Kimber: Are you a doctor?
Christian: [flashes smile] Plastic surgeon.
Christian: Can I buy you another drink?
Grace: Now that, Dr. Troy, would be pointless, seeing as you're the reason I'm drinking.
Grace: Now that, Dr. Troy, would be pointless, seeing as you're the reason I'm drinking.
Christian: Dr. Santiago, have you ever been sued for malpractice?
Grace: As a matter of fact, I haven't.
Christian: Of course not. That would be silly. That's like suing a witch doctor for a spell that didn't work.
Grace: As a matter of fact, I haven't.
Christian: Of course not. That would be silly. That's like suing a witch doctor for a spell that didn't work.
Christian: Dr. Santiago, maybe you should consider having your own orgasm every now and then so you don't have to live through mine.