Nip/Tuck quotes
349 total quotesChristian: I don't excel at anything. My relationships, my profession... All I have to offer is a great smile and a convincing line of bullshit.
Christian: I don't like her, Sean. She is a troublemaker and her shoes are cheap.
Sean: Shut up, Christian, just shut up. I need to think.
Sean: Shut up, Christian, just shut up. I need to think.
Christian: I've lost my faith, Father. I've drank, I've done drugs, I've fornicated with women and discarded them like trash. I've lost my soul. The boys you raped will be saying the same thing in 20 years.
Christian: If I'm going to do this one woman thing, it can't be with just one woman.
Christian: Let your shortcomings and imperfections fuel you. When you stop striving for perfection you might as well be dead.
Christian: None of us get out alive. Now you can huddle in a group and face it one day at a time, or you could be grateful that when your body rubs against someone else's, it explodes with enough pleasure that you can forget, even for a minute, that you're only a walking pile of ashes. Now that is the truth. If you're strong, it'll make you free. If you're weak, it'll make you, you.
Christian: Sean, do you know why we just bought twelves packs of ham?
Sean: Because alligators are finicky eaters.
Sean: Because alligators are finicky eaters.
Christian: The line that divides the porn industry and the plastic surgery is a thin one. We're both selling fantasy, aren't we?
Christian: This is about you playing Demi Moore with some 25-year-old punk kid with an overactive libido.
Julia: The one with an overactive libido is a middle-aged surgeon. You fired him for revenge. [Edit] Someone else wants me and you can't stand it.
Christian: Please, I can have anyone anytime I want it.
Julia: You can't have me.
Christian: Julia, your boy toy is me.
Julia: 15 years younger.
Julia: The one with an overactive libido is a middle-aged surgeon. You fired him for revenge. [Edit] Someone else wants me and you can't stand it.
Christian: Please, I can have anyone anytime I want it.
Julia: You can't have me.
Christian: Julia, your boy toy is me.
Julia: 15 years younger.
Christian: This is good.
Gina: Its Mahi-Mahi with an Asian slaw. I found the recipe online.
Christian: So what do you want? You need something.
Gina: I need you to make love to me.
Christian: You better have made a kick-ass dessert too, sweetheart.
Gina: I'm serious, Christian. I've got to get this baby out of me. My back aches. My bowels are backed up like a stadium toilet.
Christian: Your seduction skills need a little work.
Gina: Its Mahi-Mahi with an Asian slaw. I found the recipe online.
Christian: So what do you want? You need something.
Gina: I need you to make love to me.
Christian: You better have made a kick-ass dessert too, sweetheart.
Gina: I'm serious, Christian. I've got to get this baby out of me. My back aches. My bowels are backed up like a stadium toilet.
Christian: Your seduction skills need a little work.
Christian: We're in the vanity business, Sean. It's what we do. Appearance is everything to a kid. It's how you fit in. Snip, snip, he feels better about himself, and you, sir, can make that happen. How cool is fatherhood?
Sean: I'm not doing anything to my son's penis or my wife's breasts. I don't want my family infected by what we do here.
Sean: I'm not doing anything to my son's penis or my wife's breasts. I don't want my family infected by what we do here.
Christian: What do you think that would be like? To want to get rid of your penis? The hub of all power?
Sean: Actually, I admire her conviction. It takes...
Christian: Balls?
Sean: Actually, I admire her conviction. It takes...
Christian: Balls?
Christian: What is it that we're doing, Sean, other than make people feel good about themselves?
Sean: What we do is let people externalize the hatred they feel about themselves.
Sean: What we do is let people externalize the hatred they feel about themselves.
Christian: What's this? You're still smoking?
Gina: I have cravings! Withdrawal is very hard on the baby. I can only eat so much. Would you rather I suck on these or some random guy?
Christian: Do you have any idea what smoking does to a growing fetus? Try acupuncture.
Gina: That'll take care of my addiction but what about my oral fixation?
Christian: Then I'll buy you a bag of goddamn lollipops!
Gina: I have cravings! Withdrawal is very hard on the baby. I can only eat so much. Would you rather I suck on these or some random guy?
Christian: Do you have any idea what smoking does to a growing fetus? Try acupuncture.
Gina: That'll take care of my addiction but what about my oral fixation?
Christian: Then I'll buy you a bag of goddamn lollipops!