Nip/Tuck quotes

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Sean: That's what families are for--breaking our hearts.
Nikki: And putting them back together.

Sean: The Hutton Academy is not a military school. It's a disciplinary institution.
Christian: And the two plums between my legs are not balls, they're testicles.

Sean: The police found a condom a the crime scene with Christian's DNA.
Quentin: So? The police planted it, that happens all the time.
Sean: DNA doesn't lie.
Quentin: Ask O.J. He'll tell you otherwise.

Sean: There's a reason I'm a plastic surgeon. If something's ugly, I fix it. What's imperfect, I make perfect, wipe away the mess, make it all nice. I couldn't do what these guys do. Life and death. Losing more than you save and moving on to the next, just one after the other.

Sean: To our profession. The only field of medicine dedicated to both the fixing of what isn't broken and rebuilding of the unrepairable.

Sean: Wake up, Christian! Our coddling and laissez-faire attitude led him to getting pissed on by a bunch of transexuals!

Sean: We don't need you for this surgery, Quentin. Why don't you just go home?
Christian: Or why don't you head down to the docks? I hear there's a whole bunch of sailors just arrived with three-day passes.

Sean: What's the big deal? What part of you being or having an asshole could shock me?

Sean: You're a remarkable person, Jules. Every time I look at you in there, so capable, strong, not afraid of any of it. You'd have made a much better doctor than I am. I always thought I was the one who could handle anything. Who wasn't afraid to get his hands dirty, could deal with all the shit that's just part of life. I never wanted to know about Matt because I couldn't live with the truth. I never asked about you and Christian. I couldn't deal with all the questions I'd have to ask about us.