Nip/Tuck quotes
349 total quotesLiz: I have a tattoo on my right breast. Two female symbols intertwined.
Christian: Double dykes?
Liz: I'm expressing my lesbian identity.
Christian: Double dykes?
Liz: I'm expressing my lesbian identity.
Liz: I loved being a Catholic when I was a kid. The drama of it. The feeling that there was a mysterious man in the heavens watching out for you.
Sean: When did you lapse?
Liz: When I became a pro-choice lesbian.
Sean: When did you lapse?
Liz: When I became a pro-choice lesbian.
Liz: I'm getting my kid baptized.
Christian: Over my dead body.
Liz: Easily arranged.
Christian: Over my dead body.
Liz: Easily arranged.
Liz: Look, after being attacked, accused of murder, rejected by your mother, and dumped by your bride, who wouldn't be angry? It all makes sense. You've had a really rough year, Christian, but you shouldn't be taking it out on her.
Christian: Enough with your feminazi bullshit, Liz! [Edit] Shut up and serve the surgeon!!
Christian: Enough with your feminazi bullshit, Liz! [Edit] Shut up and serve the surgeon!!
Liz: What about you? Are you gay?
Sophia: Today.
Liz: And tomorrow?
Sophia: Straight......after the surgery.
Liz: You're a conundrum wrapped up in a riddle, babe. (Edit)
Sophia: Today.
Liz: And tomorrow?
Sophia: Straight......after the surgery.
Liz: You're a conundrum wrapped up in a riddle, babe. (Edit)
Liz: You can sing whatever song you want to in front of them (Sean and Christian), but I will not let your gay-shame cost me my job. You know, I thought having a woman run this place was gonna make a big difference, but with you it's all espresso machines and fresh carpeting, Michelle. I am still working for a dick!
Liz: You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Christian: What?
Liz: Jaws. First time Brody sees the shark. You guys are in over your heads. You're chum, being devoured by all the Rodeo Drive great whites.
Christian: What?
Liz: Jaws. First time Brody sees the shark. You guys are in over your heads. You're chum, being devoured by all the Rodeo Drive great whites.
Man at bar: After you commit, it doesn't matter what you wash with. Women smell infidelity like cat piss.
Man at consult: The world we live in has a certain aesthetic, and you can't enjoy its privileges without conforming to a higher standard.
Matt: [upon seeing Christian and Sean with a Porsche] So whose turn is it to have a mid-life crisis?
Matt: Look, what's happened between the three of you is painful. But we can fix this.
Sean: Your mother slept with my best friend, and you were the result, and I didn't know for 17 years, so stop defending them!
Matt: Yeah, and my mother is sleeping in a hotel because you kicked her out, and I can hear you crying through the walls at night, so don't you dare scream at me!
Sean: Your mother slept with my best friend, and you were the result, and I didn't know for 17 years, so stop defending them!
Matt: Yeah, and my mother is sleeping in a hotel because you kicked her out, and I can hear you crying through the walls at night, so don't you dare scream at me!
Matt: No, this whole family is bullshit. And you're the reason why.
Julia: Don't talk to me like that, I am still your mother.
Matt: You're not my mother, you're a whore.
[Julia raises her hand, but Matt blocks it.]
Matt: Even if you did hit me, it would still be true.
Julia: Don't talk to me like that, I am still your mother.
Matt: You're not my mother, you're a whore.
[Julia raises her hand, but Matt blocks it.]
Matt: Even if you did hit me, it would still be true.
Matt: She's the life coach my mom hired to get my grades up.
Christian: Your grades, asshole, not your dick!
Christian: Your grades, asshole, not your dick!
Matt: Vanessa, this isn't all about Ridley. What do you want?
Vanessa: I just want her to love me, that's all.
Matt: Is all this effort worth it?
Vanessa: You tell me, Matt? Is all this pain worth it to you?
Matt: Pain? I'm a guy who's about to have a three-way!
Vanessa: I just want her to love me, that's all.
Matt: Is all this effort worth it?
Vanessa: You tell me, Matt? Is all this pain worth it to you?
Matt: Pain? I'm a guy who's about to have a three-way!
Matt: What are you writing?
Sean: My obituary. I read somewhere that writing your own was a good motivational tool.
Mtt: And what does it say?
Sean: "Dr. Sean McNamara, 101 years old, died Tuesday night of natural causes. Inventor of bipolar liposuction. He was described by his friends and large family as a good doctor, good husband..."
Matt: ...And a good father.
Sean: My obituary. I read somewhere that writing your own was a good motivational tool.
Mtt: And what does it say?
Sean: "Dr. Sean McNamara, 101 years old, died Tuesday night of natural causes. Inventor of bipolar liposuction. He was described by his friends and large family as a good doctor, good husband..."
Matt: ...And a good father.