Nip/Tuck quotes
349 total quotesMatt: You're not supposed to take it literally. The story is for kids. Jesus is Santa Claus for adults.
Merrill Bobolit : [referring to Kimber Henry as his ideal wife] My DNA mixed with hers all but assures a blond Jew.
Michelle: But it isn't just about him, Sean. What about my baggage?
Sean: He can handle it.
Michelle: But I don't know if I can.
Sean: So you use him, let him help you. He's strong.
Sean: He can handle it.
Michelle: But I don't know if I can.
Sean: So you use him, let him help you. He's strong.
Michelle: My sister and I used to make our own decorations. Popcorn, cotton balls for snow. Sometimes we'd take the tops off aluminum cans and punch holes through them, so the light could shine through.
Christian: From cans to crystals. You've come quite a long way, baby.
Michelle: I know, but I sorta miss making something from nothing, y'know? And the tree. We would wait til the last minute; pick up the bargain leftover. Sometimes the branches were half dead, but at least it was real.
Christian: So is this. [kisses her]
Christian: From cans to crystals. You've come quite a long way, baby.
Michelle: I know, but I sorta miss making something from nothing, y'know? And the tree. We would wait til the last minute; pick up the bargain leftover. Sometimes the branches were half dead, but at least it was real.
Christian: So is this. [kisses her]
Mistress Dark Pain: Let me tell you something, doctor. It's not easy being Robert Easton. He isn't stupid. He knows that underneath his ‘look-how-big-my-dick-is' act that he's just a scared little boy who feeds of everyone else's talent and dreams. He's nothing. I have a gift. I help keep men like Bob from imploding with too much power.
Mother of the mother-daughter duo in Christian's bedroom: Do you know what kind of women accept not being kissed? Whores. We're not whores.
Christian: No, you're the goddamn Mother of the Year.
Christian: No, you're the goddamn Mother of the Year.
Natalie: [to Julia] Ma's O-negative. She said, 'The best part about being a universal donor was that she could never be so broke that she couldn't give something to the needy.'
Natasha: The best thing of being blind is that you don't fear the unknown, cause everything's unknown.
Olivia: [to Christian, referring to her relationship with Julia] I think our personal life is for us to know and for you to fantasize about when you're masturbating.
Patient (looking at a model walking by): How do you improve on that, huh?
Christian: Oh, there are ways. Believe me.
Patient: [referring to Christian's broken nose] Can I ask you how...?
Christian: Bedroom acrobatics.
Patient: Are you here to get it reset?
Christian: That's for wimps. I'm here to consult with Dr. Jordan about a surgical technique. She's a colleague of mine.
Christian: Oh, there are ways. Believe me.
Patient: [referring to Christian's broken nose] Can I ask you how...?
Christian: Bedroom acrobatics.
Patient: Are you here to get it reset?
Christian: That's for wimps. I'm here to consult with Dr. Jordan about a surgical technique. She's a colleague of mine.
Patient: [in examination] Dr. Troy, you are the only man I want handling my penis.
Christian: You are the only man who's ever said that to me.
Patient: Is the scar really gone? My fiance doesn't like going down.
Christian: And you're gonna marry that bitch?
Patient: Just don't tell my girlfriend.
[Both men laugh]
Patient: So the cream will help it all go away in two weeks?
Christian: Or your money back.
Christian: You are the only man who's ever said that to me.
Patient: Is the scar really gone? My fiance doesn't like going down.
Christian: And you're gonna marry that bitch?
Patient: Just don't tell my girlfriend.
[Both men laugh]
Patient: So the cream will help it all go away in two weeks?
Christian: Or your money back.
Principal Wentworth: Excuse me, Miss Moore. If I had a dime for every time a parent threatens legal action, I'd be living in Key West, sipping Piña Coladas and writing short stories.
Quentin: [on phone] Talk to you later, Chris. [to Christian] Guess whose literary agent contact got us the front page of the New England Journal of Medicine?
Christian: Is Chris a boy or a girl?
Quentin: She's a girl, Christian. With a bit of a mustache problem, so I just pretend she's a boy when I'm banging her in the ass.
Christian: Is Chris a boy or a girl?
Quentin: She's a girl, Christian. With a bit of a mustache problem, so I just pretend she's a boy when I'm banging her in the ass.