Nip/Tuck quotes

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Erica: [to Matt] I don't care what kind of sex you have or with whom. But if you're so appalled by your own feelings that you deny their existence, they'll run your tight little ass for the rest of your repressed middle-brow life. Do you want a safe life or an authentic one?

Erica: Do you have a subconscious desire to harm me?
Sean: I assure you, Erica, any desire I have to harm you is entirely conscious.

Erica: That's the beauty of youth. There are no mistakes, just research.

Erica: When I said you should make the most out of yourself I wasn't referring to your bra size.

Escobar: Is that the last implant?
Liz: Unless you made the poor girl eat one for shits and giggles, yes.

Escobar: You're a desperate man, Sean. Desperate men don't come to talk. They come to kill.

Evetta: [to Christian] I was talking about my heartburn, dummy. I don't need no Hoover vacuum stealing my ass. Where I come from, I don't get lipo to attract a man. I eat another cherry pie and put more junk in my trunk.

Fiona: What are you? Leg man, ass man, tit man...?
Christian: Tit man, why?
Fiona: (unbuttoning her shirt) Mommy issues. You should know.

Freddy Prune: It's okay for Tony Soprano's best friend to be named Pussy but we're television--not HBO-- so we can't use the 'p' word on the network.

Gina: [amazed by the medical propertes of semen] That's unbelievable! My entire life I thought there was a psychological reason why I'm a sex addict--turns out I was just jonesin' for jizz.

Gina: [concerned about a potential lawsuit from Joan Rivers] Look on the bright side. The tabloids will go nuts. 'Spa Trio Gives Jizz To Joan'. We'll be famous. Well, she'll be famous, we'll be stoned in the streets.

Gina: [surprise to see Christian show up in person] Phone out of order?
Christian: I just thought I should be here to catch you when you fainted from shock. I think we should have this baby. I mean, you should have it, and I´ll pay for it.
Gina: Cue the violins. Why the change of heart?
Christian: I´ve realized I want more. I wanna give more.

Gina: [to Christian, who is repairing her carved face] Don't screw this up, asshole. I'm planning to get a book-deal out of this and I don't want to look like the Joker on my dust jacket.

Gina: [to Christian] In case you have forgotton, there is no law against having multiple sexual partners, or you will be on death row.

Gina: Girl meets surgeon. Girl goes home with surgeon. Surgeon has a great excuse to leave before dawn. Am I close?
Christian: We go to my place and I give her cab fare.