Nip/Tuck quotes

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Gina: Hello, Christian.
Christian: Don't you mean ‘hello, asshole?'

Gina: I don't want my child around cheap common whores.
Christian: He's around you all the time. Oh correction, you're an expensive whore.

Gina: Just because I'm carrying Satan's baby doesn't mean I need to marry the father.

Gina: Since I started in the program, things have changed. I don't go home with anyone who reinforces my low self-image. I don't blow anyone off because he has the taste to actually like me.

Gina: Well, doctor, I wouldn't expect you to believe in a higher power. You already think you are God.

Gina: What's the matter Christian, not turned on by pregnant women?
Christian: No, just not by you.

Gina: Yeah, that's right, asshole. I'm pregnant.
Christian: First time at the plate and I get credited with the RBI.
Gina: You were the only batter.
Christian: I was wearing a rubber.
Gina: Well, slugger, either it broke or I'm carrying the next savior.

Girl at bar: What are you doing?
Christian: Exhibiting a feat of modern technological daring by programming my number into your cell. Thus, proving that I'm a modern man of my times.

Girl: It might be nice if you paid me a little attention first.
Christian: First come, first served? Why didn't you say so. Saddle up.

Grace: I keep forgetting about the hierarchy of McNamara/Troy; I keep imagining I'm apart of it.

James: I trust you, Christian.
Christian: Wish I felt the same, sweetheart. Sorry, but even a squashed spider spins its web until its final breath.

James: I was planning on having a little more fun with you, Dr. Troy. You're cute when you squirm.

James: I'm James.
Reefer: That's a man's name.
James: In French, ‘J'aime' means ‘I love'.
Reefer: Reefer.
James: Well, that's the same in any language, isn't it?

James: Let's face it, Christian, not every man can appreciate the experience of a perfectly aged single malt. Smoky scent, sweet and salty taste.
Christian: Where do you get the balls to come on to me?
James: It's inevitable, you and I. The same refined taste, in Scotch and in women. Don't you believe in fate?
Christian: Only in Greek tragedy.
James: I believe in critical mass. Tipping points, tiny straws that can break camel's backs. You've been trying to show me who's boss for some time, haven't you? Well, now's your chance.

James: Look at me, Christian. Do I seem like the cuddly type?