Entourage quotes
174 total quotesEric: Could you get laid without Vince? That's the question.
Turtle: Do I give a fuck? That's the answer!
Turtle: Do I give a fuck? That's the answer!
[The guys are talking about their "first time."]
Turtle: Sure, Eric... you had to beg for pussy on prom night.
Eric: Yeah, but I begged my GIRLFRIEND, Turtle... not some $40 hooker who declined my mother's credit card.
Turtle: Sure, Eric... you had to beg for pussy on prom night.
Eric: Yeah, but I begged my GIRLFRIEND, Turtle... not some $40 hooker who declined my mother's credit card.
Jessica Alba: [welcoming the guys to a party] Bar's over there. Girls: everywhere.
[Turtle and Drama try out a sample of Home Video Solutions with the manager, Rufus]
Rufus: Who do you work for?
Turtle: Vincent Chase.
Rufus: He did great.
Drama: Maybe you recognize me. I'm his brother.
Rufus: No.
Rufus: Who do you work for?
Turtle: Vincent Chase.
Rufus: He did great.
Drama: Maybe you recognize me. I'm his brother.
Rufus: No.
[Jimmy Kimmel notices Vince and Sara Foster holding hands]
Jimmy Kimmel: I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to ask you not to hold hands. FCC says no overt displays of affection. If you could just separate them, [Vince and Sara Foster separate hands] thank you.
Vince: We just had sex about five minutes ago. [crowd cheers]
Jimmy Kimmel: I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to ask you not to hold hands. FCC says no overt displays of affection. If you could just separate them, [Vince and Sara Foster separate hands] thank you.
Vince: We just had sex about five minutes ago. [crowd cheers]
[E is not happy seeing Turtle's date doing a money shot at Vince]
Turtle: E, the movie's huge bro. Relax, Joanne says its destined to be a classic.
Eric: Oh, Joanne says its destined to be a classic. She's destined to be in a fucking insane asylum!
Turtle: E, the movie's huge bro. Relax, Joanne says its destined to be a classic.
Eric: Oh, Joanne says its destined to be a classic. She's destined to be in a fucking insane asylum!
[Justine Chapin and Vince are flirting in a club.]
Justine: You're gonna have to work for it.
Vince: I got into this business so I wouldn't have to work.
Justine: You're gonna have to work for it.
Vince: I got into this business so I wouldn't have to work.
The Sherpa: The Earth is moving. Did you feel that? Everything. All the time. Dimensions we can't even see. Everything is evolving. Turtle, you're a dove.
Turtle: That's cool. Can I hit that, Sherp? Thanks.
Eric: You afraid of getting busted?
The Sherpa: Busted? I'm entrusted, man. I don't steal. I heal. We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed. My probation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner. I'm a prisoner of, uh, war. War on Drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean, the Man's most positive positive-tive is a nega-tive. It's a mega-nega-tive. Right? [shouts] Viking Quest! Let them be low. We are getting high. We're not getting fucked down. We're getting fucked up.
Turtle: That's cool. Can I hit that, Sherp? Thanks.
Eric: You afraid of getting busted?
The Sherpa: Busted? I'm entrusted, man. I don't steal. I heal. We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed. My probation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner. I'm a prisoner of, uh, war. War on Drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean, the Man's most positive positive-tive is a nega-tive. It's a mega-nega-tive. Right? [shouts] Viking Quest! Let them be low. We are getting high. We're not getting fucked down. We're getting fucked up.
[Turtle inspects the Uggs he had Shauna order "for Vince"]
Turtle: These aren't Taiwanese knockoffs are they?
Shauna: Would I do that to you?
Drama: No, those are real goods. Look at the sheepskin. You can tell these babies were born and raised in the Outback.
Turtle: These aren't Taiwanese knockoffs are they?
Shauna: Would I do that to you?
Drama: No, those are real goods. Look at the sheepskin. You can tell these babies were born and raised in the Outback.
[Enraged over Josh Weinstein's tip to Eric about Ari allegedly ordering a shutdown of the Queens Boulevard project, Ari finds Josh at a beach house talking to some people in the middle of a party]
Ari: Does your boss know you're using his house? [crowd quiets down] 'Cause I put a call into him. He and I went to school together. I helped him cheat on his Economics final. That's how he got his degree, he owes me big-time.
Josh Weinstein: You called my boss?
Ari: Absolutely. You know another class I took at Harvard? Business Ethics. I don't steal other people's motherfucking clients, but in your case I'm going to make an exception. I'm going to take everyone: your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers...when I'm done with you, you're gonna be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jo-Jo the Dog-Face-Bitch-Boy? Call Josh Weinfuck, the lightweight pen-stealing fuckface. [takes drink from Josh, sips it and throws it away] That's awful.
Ari: Does your boss know you're using his house? [crowd quiets down] 'Cause I put a call into him. He and I went to school together. I helped him cheat on his Economics final. That's how he got his degree, he owes me big-time.
Josh Weinstein: You called my boss?
Ari: Absolutely. You know another class I took at Harvard? Business Ethics. I don't steal other people's motherfucking clients, but in your case I'm going to make an exception. I'm going to take everyone: your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers...when I'm done with you, you're gonna be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jo-Jo the Dog-Face-Bitch-Boy? Call Josh Weinfuck, the lightweight pen-stealing fuckface. [takes drink from Josh, sips it and throws it away] That's awful.
Gary Busey: You are a gut maggot with no guts.
Ari: Geez, you're gonna spin off this planet. I love it!
Ari: Geez, you're gonna spin off this planet. I love it!
[The gang talks about Vince's gay role in Queen's Boulevard]
Johnny Drama: If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar.
Turtle: You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.
Johnny Drama: If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar.
Turtle: You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.
[E has noticed Emily being rather cold to him while visiting Ari's office]
Eric: [to Ari] What's wrong with her?
Ari: From now on, you ask for my permission before you bang one of my assistants.
Eric: How'd you know about that?
Ari: 'Cause I know all. I could have told you this would end badly. Now I got to fire her so you don't feel weird.
Eric: No, don't fire her.
Ari: Alright, I'll just sexually harass her until she quits.
Eric: [to Ari] What's wrong with her?
Ari: From now on, you ask for my permission before you bang one of my assistants.
Eric: How'd you know about that?
Ari: 'Cause I know all. I could have told you this would end badly. Now I got to fire her so you don't feel weird.
Eric: No, don't fire her.
Ari: Alright, I'll just sexually harass her until she quits.
[Drama auditions for a role in CSI: Minneapolis]
Drama: You look familiar.
Audition Producer: You auditioned for me a couple of years ago.
Drama: Oh, yeah, yeah. How did that go?
Audition Producer: [pauses] You know...
Drama: Yeah, you can't book 'em all.
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Drama: You look familiar.
Audition Producer: You auditioned for me a couple of years ago.
Drama: Oh, yeah, yeah. How did that go?
Audition Producer: [pauses] You know...
Drama: Yeah, you can't book 'em all.
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