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200 total quotesTroy: [watching the character based on him in Abed's films] Why am I crying? Did I accidentally listen to "Come Sail Away" by Styx again?
Troy: Didn't we decide at the beginning of the year that for the good of the group we wouldn't allow any intimacy between each other or ourselves?
Jeff: Troy, we never said ourselves.
Troy: Okay, now I'm really mad.
Jeff: Troy, we never said ourselves.
Troy: Okay, now I'm really mad.
Troy: Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle.
Troy: Hey, can I ask you something I've always wanted to ask the real Batman?
Abed: Yeah.
Troy: Am I good-looking?
Abed: You're a very attractive young man.
Troy: I knew it.
Abed: Yeah.
Troy: Am I good-looking?
Abed: You're a very attractive young man.
Troy: I knew it.
Troy: Hip, hop, body don't stop. Riverside got the broom, don't need a mop. Put your team in the box, put a ribbon on top, we're not John Kerry 'cause we don't flip-flop.
Annie: Troy, why are you doing our politically conservative high school's shamefully outdated fight rap?
. . .
Troy Barnes: Bing, bong, sing along. Your team's Al Gore 'cause your views are wrong.
Annie: Troy, why are you doing our politically conservative high school's shamefully outdated fight rap?
. . .
Troy Barnes: Bing, bong, sing along. Your team's Al Gore 'cause your views are wrong.
Troy: How did we get the short straw?
Abed: It's not a short straw. It's a hot potato.
Troy: Yeah, well, it looks pretty cold to me.
Abed: Cold or dead?.
Troy: Survey says...
Abed: We can't both do the zinger.
Abed: It's not a short straw. It's a hot potato.
Troy: Yeah, well, it looks pretty cold to me.
Abed: Cold or dead?.
Troy: Survey says...
Abed: We can't both do the zinger.
Troy: How did you know my nickname was T-Bone?
Jeff: Because you're a football player, and your name begins with 'T'.
Jeff: Because you're a football player, and your name begins with 'T'.
Troy: I liked you better when you were smoking.
Britta: I'm so sorry.
Troy: No, you're right. My feet are long and stupid. You can't unring that bell.
Britta: I'm so sorry.
Troy: No, you're right. My feet are long and stupid. You can't unring that bell.
Troy: I wanna see if those wiener dogs are born that way, or if they start off normal and then get wiener.
Troy: I'm a dracula.
Abed: You mean a vampire?
Troy: I don't need to know which dracula I am to be a dracula. Nerd.
Abed: You mean a vampire?
Troy: I don't need to know which dracula I am to be a dracula. Nerd.
Troy: Jeff Winger, you son of a bitch. I thought you were dead, man!
Jeff: I was just taking a nap.
Jeff: I was just taking a nap.
Troy: Jeff, Pierce took something, and he is tripping balls! He is touching people and dancing weird. It's like Grumpy Old Men, but not hilarious.