Troy: How did we get the short straw?
Abed: It's not a short straw. It's a hot potato.
Troy: Yeah, well, it looks pretty cold to me.
Abed: Cold or dead?.
Troy: Survey says...
Abed: We can't both do the zinger.
Abed: It's not a short straw. It's a hot potato.
Troy: Yeah, well, it looks pretty cold to me.
Abed: Cold or dead?.
Troy: Survey says...
Abed: We can't both do the zinger.
Troy : How did we get the short straw?
Abed : It's not a short straw. It's a hot potato.
Troy : Yeah, well, it looks pretty cold to me.
Abed : Cold or dead?.
Troy : Survey says...
Abed : We can't both do the zinger.
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