Boy Meets World quotes
406 total quotesFeeny: You can't tell Cory and Topanga what to do. I've been trying to do that since the first grade. I remember when I tried to separate their desks. She kicked me. He bit me. And some little punk kept saying, "Leave 'em alone! They should get married!"
Shawn: I was cute then, huh?
Feeny: [sarcastically] Precious.
Shawn: I was cute then, huh?
Feeny: [sarcastically] Precious.
Feeny: You know what my favorite part about Christmas is?
Cory: I go away for a week?
Feeny: Yeah, that's pretty special.
Cory: I go away for a week?
Feeny: Yeah, that's pretty special.
Feeny: You will be a spear-carrier.
Shawn: So this guy I play is like, what, a warrior and a hero?
Feeny: No, this guy you play has very few lines to memorize.
Shawn: So this guy I play is like, what, a warrior and a hero?
Feeny: No, this guy you play has very few lines to memorize.
Frankie: I am here with a heavy heart to reveal that somebody has something he would like to return to you.
[Herman steps up and pulls a shampoo bottle from behind his back.]
Chet: Of all the valuable things we have in this trailer, and you steal our shampoo? What kind of little weird thief are you?
Herman: I am sorry for my transgression and the betrayal of your trust. With that said, I return your Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific.
Chet: [smelling Herman's hair] You used some, didn't you?
Herman: I am shamefaced.
[Herman steps up and pulls a shampoo bottle from behind his back.]
Chet: Of all the valuable things we have in this trailer, and you steal our shampoo? What kind of little weird thief are you?
Herman: I am sorry for my transgression and the betrayal of your trust. With that said, I return your Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific.
Chet: [smelling Herman's hair] You used some, didn't you?
Herman: I am shamefaced.
Frankie: I walk alone in this world, except for the grilled cheese sandwich in my pocket.
Harley: Didn't I tell Frankie to dispose of you guys?
Cory: Yes, and he did. He killed us big time.
Shawn: And now we're the angels of ourselves.
Cory: And it's time for us to float away. Come on, Shawn, float.
Harley: Either of you angels seen my girl?
Cory: You mean Gloria? No, we haven't seen her.
Shawn: There's no way we could've seen her. We were in a locker the whole time.
Harley: The whole time what, boys?
Cory: Come on, Shawn! FLOAT! FLOAT!
Cory: Yes, and he did. He killed us big time.
Shawn: And now we're the angels of ourselves.
Cory: And it's time for us to float away. Come on, Shawn, float.
Harley: Either of you angels seen my girl?
Cory: You mean Gloria? No, we haven't seen her.
Shawn: There's no way we could've seen her. We were in a locker the whole time.
Harley: The whole time what, boys?
Cory: Come on, Shawn! FLOAT! FLOAT!
Jack: [Reading Eric's manifesto] "Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself."
Jack: (standing over the bodies of Eric and 'Feffy') Eric! Feffy. Eric! Oh, he was my friend! My roommate! I didn't really know her.
Jack: [about Shawn's room] So when people throw garbage down the chute, this is where it winds up, huh?
Shawn: Are you calling me a pig?
Jack: A pig would never live in here.
Shawn: Oh, yeah?
[Shawn moves a curtain covering a closet to reveal a big black pig.]
Shawn: Are you calling me a pig?
Jack: A pig would never live in here.
Shawn: Oh, yeah?
[Shawn moves a curtain covering a closet to reveal a big black pig.]
Jack: [reading Chet's bills] "Past due"... "Final notice"... "Pay up"... "We're not kidding this time"...
Jack: Eric?
Eric: [dressed like a prophet] No, not Eric, not any more.
Jack: Uh-huh. It's fine, it's just fine... [walks out, sighs, then walks back in] Okay, what is your name now?
Eric: My name... is Plays With Squirrels.
Jack: Perfect. Even more insane.
Eric: Insane? If giving away all your worldly possessions, renouncing society and learning how to purify and drink your own urine is insane, then well... Yes, color me insane.
Eric: [dressed like a prophet] No, not Eric, not any more.
Jack: Uh-huh. It's fine, it's just fine... [walks out, sighs, then walks back in] Okay, what is your name now?
Eric: My name... is Plays With Squirrels.
Jack: Perfect. Even more insane.
Eric: Insane? If giving away all your worldly possessions, renouncing society and learning how to purify and drink your own urine is insane, then well... Yes, color me insane.
Jack: He paid half the rent! Now I can't afford to live in my apartment anymore! Wait...if I can't afford to live in my apartment anymore then I don't want to live!
(Runs to window almost jumping out)
(Runs to window almost jumping out)
Jack: Hey. I didn't hear you come in last night. Must've had a pretty good time with your date, huh?
Eric: Evening began at seven. Started with some intimate pre-dinner conversation at a quaint little Mexican place I happen to know. Came back here and... let's just say my clothes were off within five minutes. [sips coffee]
Jack: You opened your big mouth, she walked out. You ate alone at Taco Bell, came home, took off all your clothes and were asleep by eight 'o'clock.
Eric: How'd you do?
Jack: Not as good.
Eric: Evening began at seven. Started with some intimate pre-dinner conversation at a quaint little Mexican place I happen to know. Came back here and... let's just say my clothes were off within five minutes. [sips coffee]
Jack: You opened your big mouth, she walked out. You ate alone at Taco Bell, came home, took off all your clothes and were asleep by eight 'o'clock.
Eric: How'd you do?
Jack: Not as good.
Jack: I'm just uncomfortable picking up girls.
Eric: Watch and learn. [gets very close to Jack's face with a weird smile]
Jack: What are you doing?
Eric: I'm loving you with my eyes.
Jack: Please don't.
Eric: Watch and learn. [gets very close to Jack's face with a weird smile]
Jack: What are you doing?
Eric: I'm loving you with my eyes.
Jack: Please don't.
Jack: Tell me what you're gonna do.
Eric: I'm gonna take the money to the bank, deposit it and come right back.
Jack: Very good, keep saying it.
Eric: Take the money to the bank, deposit it and come right back.
Jack: Keep saying it!
Eric: Take the money to the bank; deposit it and come right back.
[Cut to Eric walking into the bank]
Eric: Take my mommy to see Frank, clean my closet, take a nap. Where am I? [looks in wallet] Ooh, money.
Eric: I'm gonna take the money to the bank, deposit it and come right back.
Jack: Very good, keep saying it.
Eric: Take the money to the bank, deposit it and come right back.
Jack: Keep saying it!
Eric: Take the money to the bank; deposit it and come right back.
[Cut to Eric walking into the bank]
Eric: Take my mommy to see Frank, clean my closet, take a nap. Where am I? [looks in wallet] Ooh, money.