Boy Meets World quotes
406 total quotesCory: You mean you didn't have a good date?
Eric: No, I had a great date! She knew what to do, what to say. She was so cool. But her date dropped food, tripped over seats and couldn't think of anything good to say for nine innings.
Eric: No, I had a great date! She knew what to do, what to say. She was so cool. But her date dropped food, tripped over seats and couldn't think of anything good to say for nine innings.
[Mr. Feeny takes Cory's headphones after he catches him listening to a walkman radio during class.]
Feeny: What is this, Mr. Matthews?
Cory: Huh? What'd you say, Mr. Feeny? You took my hearing aid.
Feeny: What is this, Mr. Matthews?
Cory: Huh? What'd you say, Mr. Feeny? You took my hearing aid.
Cory: Dad, I need a job.
Alan: You need to be a kid.
Cory: I wanna be able to afford stuff!
Alan: So do I!
Alan: You need to be a kid.
Cory: I wanna be able to afford stuff!
Alan: So do I!
Cory: What? Do all women have antennas hidden somewhere on their bodies?
Eric: I dunno. None of them will let me look.
Eric: I dunno. None of them will let me look.
Feeny: Anyway, that night it was announced that President Truman was going on the radio to announce the war was going to end, and I asked my father if I could stay up with him to listen to it. What do you think he said?
Cory: I'm guessing either yes or no, but we both know how I do on multiple choice.
Cory: I'm guessing either yes or no, but we both know how I do on multiple choice.
Cory: [to Feeny] It's hard to imagine you as a kid. Did your parents call you Mr. Feeny?
Morgan: Mommy, if my dolly is cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
Amy: No, honey, that would be a mistake.
Morgan: Mommy?
Amy: What?
Morgan: I made a mistake.
Amy: No, honey, that would be a mistake.
Morgan: Mommy?
Amy: What?
Morgan: I made a mistake.
Amy: Cory, what did you do to your beautiful hair?
Cory: It wasn't beautiful, it looked like Velcro!
Eric: Nothing's gonna stick to that now, man.
Cory: It wasn't beautiful, it looked like Velcro!
Eric: Nothing's gonna stick to that now, man.
Cory: Shawn and I have another project we're working on.
Topanga: What is it?
Shawn: You know how those dolphins get caught in the tuna nets?
Topanga: Yeah?
Shawn: It's got nothing to do with that.
"Shawn": Use a mirror, babe!
Topanga: What is it?
Shawn: You know how those dolphins get caught in the tuna nets?
Topanga: Yeah?
Shawn: It's got nothing to do with that.
"Shawn": Use a mirror, babe!
Cory: Math: two plus two is always four. Science: the Earth always goes around the sun. History: Lincoln always gets shot in the head.
Feeny: Lincoln got off easy.
Feeny: Lincoln got off easy.
Feeny: All right, Mr. Matthews, I will take you on. I shall prep you for the tournament. I know that your motives are not pure, but I hope your quest for the prize will lead you to the temple of knowledge.
Cory: Yeah, yeah, if it's on the way.
Cory: Yeah, yeah, if it's on the way.
Cory: Well, how come when I make paper airplanes I get detention and he doesn't?
[Feeny and Cory look towards Minkus making a paper airplane like a miniature-scale model of a helicopter.]
Cory: I withdraw the question.
[Feeny and Cory look towards Minkus making a paper airplane like a miniature-scale model of a helicopter.]
Cory: I withdraw the question.
[Eric has bought Morgan a zombie costume for Halloween.]
Amy: There weren't any Cinderella costumes?
Eric: Hundreds of them.
Amy: And you had to pick axe-in-the-head here?
Eric: It was the last one, Mom. She picked it out herself, it was her decision.
Alan: Eric, 24 hours ago she didn't have any idea what a zombie was.
Morgan: The undead are cool!
Amy: There weren't any Cinderella costumes?
Eric: Hundreds of them.
Amy: And you had to pick axe-in-the-head here?
Eric: It was the last one, Mom. She picked it out herself, it was her decision.
Alan: Eric, 24 hours ago she didn't have any idea what a zombie was.
Morgan: The undead are cool!
Cory: [referring to a baseball card] She paid $7 for it at a swap-meet.
Shawn: $7 in dog years: a Cal Ripkin rookie goes for $150 easy. Your grandmother must really love you.
Cory: Or she shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Shawn: You're kidding, aren't you?
Cory: I'm not sure.
Shawn: $7 in dog years: a Cal Ripkin rookie goes for $150 easy. Your grandmother must really love you.
Cory: Or she shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Shawn: You're kidding, aren't you?
Cory: I'm not sure.
Eric: Nice? She's beautiful. I mean, she's the most incredible girl I ever kissed.
Cory: Which puts her on a list of about two?
Cory: Which puts her on a list of about two?