Boy Meets World quotes
406 total quotesAmy: I don't like when you call him "idiot," Alan.
Alan: I didn't call him anything.
Amy: Oh. I guess I must have thought it in my head.
Alan: I didn't call him anything.
Amy: Oh. I guess I must have thought it in my head.
Amy: Oh, Eric... we used you as a decoy. We knew you'd be stupid, so we used it against you.
Cory: Hey, little boy, how are you?
Boy: I see dead people.
Cory: That's nice.
Boy: I see dead people.
Cory: That's nice.
Cory: [reading the titles of the videos the girls rented] "Estrogen on Parade," "Put Down the Seat," and "These Shoes or These Shoes."
Cory: [referring to Eric] You know he's gonna drop the rings down the minister's pants.
Shawn: And dive right in after them.
Cory: With both hands. Causing the minister to freak.
Shawn: And cough.
Cory: And cough. And they'll knock over the candles and set the entire church on fire.
Shawn: And here comes the fire department with their hoses and axes, chopping up everything in sight. And Topanga's gonna blame --
Cory: Me! And I don't get nothin' on the honeymoon!
Shawn: And dive right in after them.
Cory: With both hands. Causing the minister to freak.
Shawn: And cough.
Cory: And cough. And they'll knock over the candles and set the entire church on fire.
Shawn: And here comes the fire department with their hoses and axes, chopping up everything in sight. And Topanga's gonna blame --
Cory: Me! And I don't get nothin' on the honeymoon!
Cory: [to Mr. Feeny] Well, I got Topanga to go to New York
Mr. Feeny: [to Cory] Good for you.
Cory: [to Mr. Feeny] She's not even scared anymore
Mr. Feeny: [to Cory] Why should she be?
Cory: [to Mr. Feeny] I am.
Mr. Feeny: [to Cory] ...Well you have a right to be
Cory: [to Mr. Feeny] You coming with us Mr. Feeny?...You gonna sneak up on us in Central Park or something?
Mr. Feeny: [to Cory] No, I should remain here.
Cory: [to Mr. Feeny] No, you'll always be with us. As long as we live, okay?
Mr. Feeny: [to Cory] Good for you.
Cory: [to Mr. Feeny] She's not even scared anymore
Mr. Feeny: [to Cory] Why should she be?
Cory: [to Mr. Feeny] I am.
Mr. Feeny: [to Cory] ...Well you have a right to be
Cory: [to Mr. Feeny] You coming with us Mr. Feeny?...You gonna sneak up on us in Central Park or something?
Mr. Feeny: [to Cory] No, I should remain here.
Cory: [to Mr. Feeny] No, you'll always be with us. As long as we live, okay?
Cory: Beans? You picked beans?
Shawn: What's the matter with beans?
Cory: Beans are not a wedding can!
Shawn: Why not?
Cory: Because beans do not say eternal love and happiness!
Eric: I know what they say!
Shawn: What's the matter with beans?
Cory: Beans are not a wedding can!
Shawn: Why not?
Cory: Because beans do not say eternal love and happiness!
Eric: I know what they say!
Cory: Do you understand that you owe me?
Topanga: Yes.
Cory: Do you intend to pay me?
Topanga: Yes.
Cory: In the road?
Topanga: Yes, in the road.
Cory: And you'll call me Don Francisco?
Topanga: Yes.
Cory: Yes...who?
Topanga: Yes, Don Francisco.
Cory: Alright, I'll marry you!
Topanga: Yes.
Cory: Do you intend to pay me?
Topanga: Yes.
Cory: In the road?
Topanga: Yes, in the road.
Cory: And you'll call me Don Francisco?
Topanga: Yes.
Cory: Yes...who?
Topanga: Yes, Don Francisco.
Cory: Alright, I'll marry you!
Cory: Ooh, fruit! [Reads note] Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. E.J. Peterman. Now, normally my intuitive sense would kick in, but hey!
Cory: Pregnant? How can she be pregnant?
Shawn: Okay, Cory, let me explain this to you. When a man loves a woman...
Cory: I know about that, okay? We were very careful.
Shawn: Did you use a...
Cory: Yes!
Shawn: Was she on the...
Cory: Uh-huh!
Shawn: Well, did you try the...
Cory: Everything! I'm not even sure we had sex!
Shawn: Okay, Cory, let me explain this to you. When a man loves a woman...
Cory: I know about that, okay? We were very careful.
Shawn: Did you use a...
Cory: Yes!
Shawn: Was she on the...
Cory: Uh-huh!
Shawn: Well, did you try the...
Cory: Everything! I'm not even sure we had sex!
Cory: That's right... I'm a hypochondriac!
Topanga: Cory! It means that there's nothing wrong with you! It means you create stuff in your head!
Cory: Yes, well. [holds up bottle] He gave me these placebos.
Shawn: Placebos are what they give to crazy people like you to make them think they're being cured of something they don't have!
Cory: Hey! I have to be on these for the REST OF MY LIFE!!
Topanga: Cory! It means that there's nothing wrong with you! It means you create stuff in your head!
Cory: Yes, well. [holds up bottle] He gave me these placebos.
Shawn: Placebos are what they give to crazy people like you to make them think they're being cured of something they don't have!
Cory: Hey! I have to be on these for the REST OF MY LIFE!!
Cory: We're not going to New York! Nothing's gonna change! YAYYYY!!
Shawn: You know she didn't mean a word she just said, right?
Cory: I know. But for now, join me in fooling myself.
Shawn: You know she didn't mean a word she just said, right?
Cory: I know. But for now, join me in fooling myself.
Cory: Well, at least I'm not a hoity-toity, photo assistant, KISS JUDY'S TUSHIE!
Topanga: Maybe, I have to "kiss Judy's tushie", because YOU can't sell one stinking MAGAZINE!
Shawn: Okay...that's it
Angela: Yeah, we should...
[The rest of the gang leaves]
Topanga: Maybe, I have to "kiss Judy's tushie", because YOU can't sell one stinking MAGAZINE!
Shawn: Okay...that's it
Angela: Yeah, we should...
[The rest of the gang leaves]