Boy Meets World quotes
406 total quotesJack: This whole Valentine's Day thing is one big scam. The greeting card companies, the candy stores, all trying to rip off the innocent consumer.
Eric: No date, huh?
Eric: No date, huh?
Jack: We usually go to the Val d'Isère and see the French Alps.
Shawn: Those of us in the trailer park just like to thank God for all that we have this time of year.
Jack: We pray on the plane.
Shawn: Those of us in the trailer park just like to thank God for all that we have this time of year.
Jack: We pray on the plane.
Janitor Bud: Okay... I didn't want to use this, Feeny, but what about that time I saved your life?
Feeny: Saved my life?
Janitor Bud: You were walking down the hall when I noticed a patch of waxy build-up on the floor. You were maybe two, three steps away. There was no time to clean. I had no choice but to throw myself onto the wax.
Feeny: I thought you were napping!
Janitor Bud: Well... once I was down there...
Feeny: Saved my life?
Janitor Bud: You were walking down the hall when I noticed a patch of waxy build-up on the floor. You were maybe two, three steps away. There was no time to clean. I had no choice but to throw myself onto the wax.
Feeny: I thought you were napping!
Janitor Bud: Well... once I was down there...
Joey: That's a good one, Harley. That's a great one. I'm gonna be laughin' at that one for years and years. I'm gonna be tellin' my grandkids about it, like, 60 years from now. Unless I don't have grandkids, then I guess I'll have to tell some strange kids in the park, and the cops will come and say, "Hey, you, in the raincoat --"
Harley: Shut up!
Joey: Okay.
Harley: Shut up!
Joey: Okay.
Kelly: Diana is the baby-sitter.
Eric: Ooh, role-playing. Okay, I wanna be the commander-in-chief of the allied armies.
Eric: Ooh, role-playing. Okay, I wanna be the commander-in-chief of the allied armies.
Lauren: Those slopes are treacherous.
Feeny: He fell getting off the bus.
Lauren: Those buses are treacherous.
Feeny: He fell getting off the bus.
Lauren: Those buses are treacherous.
Madame Mosbenskias: Come to me, Werewolf Boy.
Cory: You know.
Madame Mosbenskias: I know many things, I know you were bitten by a wolf.
Cory: It's true.
Madame Mosbenskias: I know you are now becoming a wolf.
Cory: That's amazing.
Madame Mosbenskias: I know you are recently divorced.
Cory: What?
Madame Mosbenskias: You're not Billy Joel?
Cory: No.
Madame Mosbenskias: Well, then, you're just a wolf.
Cory: You know.
Madame Mosbenskias: I know many things, I know you were bitten by a wolf.
Cory: It's true.
Madame Mosbenskias: I know you are now becoming a wolf.
Cory: That's amazing.
Madame Mosbenskias: I know you are recently divorced.
Cory: What?
Madame Mosbenskias: You're not Billy Joel?
Cory: No.
Madame Mosbenskias: Well, then, you're just a wolf.
Mary Beth: You're a sensitive guy.
Cory: Yeah, well, I wear a lot of light colors, so...
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Cory: Yeah, well, I wear a lot of light colors, so...
Season 5
Minkus: [referring to Cory and Shawn] There's a sucker born every minute. Two that minute.
Minkus: Don't you hate it when Mom and Dad fight?
Shawn: No. Into it.
Cory: Well, we won't be fighting for long. I've got something that'll take the fight right out of Mom. Read it and weep, Little Big Hair.
Topanga: [reading off Cory's paper] "My model wife won't care how dirty my room gets. She'll always let me win at video games. She'll play street hockey any time of the day or night." Why don't you just marry Shawn?
[Cory and Shawn look at each other]
Cory: Because our kids would look like horses.
Shawn: No. Into it.
Cory: Well, we won't be fighting for long. I've got something that'll take the fight right out of Mom. Read it and weep, Little Big Hair.
Topanga: [reading off Cory's paper] "My model wife won't care how dirty my room gets. She'll always let me win at video games. She'll play street hockey any time of the day or night." Why don't you just marry Shawn?
[Cory and Shawn look at each other]
Cory: Because our kids would look like horses.
Morgan: Mommy, if my dolly is cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
Amy: No, honey, that would be a mistake.
Morgan: Mommy?
Amy: What?
Morgan: I made a mistake.
Amy: No, honey, that would be a mistake.
Morgan: Mommy?
Amy: What?
Morgan: I made a mistake.
Mr. Feeny: [to Cory, Shawn, Eric and Topanga] Believe in yourselves. Dream. Try. Do good.
Topanga: [to Mr. Feeny] Don't you mean do well?
Mr. Feeny: [to Topanga] No, I mean...do good.
Topanga: [to Mr. Feeny] Don't you mean do well?
Mr. Feeny: [to Topanga] No, I mean...do good.
Mr. Feeny: [to Cory] So, Mr. Matthews...
Cory: [to Mr. Feeny] You think we've known each other long enough to call me Cory?
Mr. Feeny: [to Cory] I think we've known each other long enough for me to call you Cornelius.
Cory: [to Mr. Feeny] Shh! Mr. Feeny! Come on--not even Topanga knows that!
Mr. Feeny: [to Cory] Your secret is safe with me.
Cory: [to Mr. Feeny] You think we've known each other long enough to call me Cory?
Mr. Feeny: [to Cory] I think we've known each other long enough for me to call you Cornelius.
Cory: [to Mr. Feeny] Shh! Mr. Feeny! Come on--not even Topanga knows that!
Mr. Feeny: [to Cory] Your secret is safe with me.