Boy Meets World quotes
406 total quotesFeeny: Might I suggest, for the sake of communal bliss, that you outfit yourselves with one of those two-person sleeping bags that are currently on sale at Kendall's?
Alan: George, you rascal!
Feeny: I go camping...I don't fish...You do the math.
Alan: George, you rascal!
Feeny: I go camping...I don't fish...You do the math.
Feeny: Mr. Matthews, I have no idea what you're talking about. And that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it.
Feeny: Mr. Matthews, interesting essay on Joan of Arc.
Eric: Thank you.
Feeny: But I doubt that Arc meant that Joan was from Arkansas.
Eric: It's a theory.
Feeny: It's an F.
Eric: Thank you.
Feeny: But I doubt that Arc meant that Joan was from Arkansas.
Eric: It's a theory.
Feeny: It's an F.
Feeny: Nebraska, Mr. Hunter. Nebraska!
Shawn: The 75th State! Major Export: Tortillas!
Shawn: The 75th State! Major Export: Tortillas!
Feeny: Now, why didn't I see that?
Eric: Well, Mr. Feeny, I'm in college. You're still in high school.
Eric: Well, Mr. Feeny, I'm in college. You're still in high school.
Feeny: Set him down now.
Vader: Feeny, you can't tell me what to do any more. I'm not one of your punk students. I'm the Face of Death!
Feeny: It was scarier when you had acne.
Vader: Feeny, you can't tell me what to do any more. I'm not one of your punk students. I'm the Face of Death!
Feeny: It was scarier when you had acne.
Feeny: THAT'S ENOUGH! Now, this class will not be more interested in the romantic goings-on of its students than it is with whatever the hell I'm teaching!
(the lights come up to reveal someone has thrown a pencil through Kenny's head. Kenny drops to the floor, the pencil leaving a line on the wall as he goes down)
(the lights come up to reveal someone has thrown a pencil through Kenny's head. Kenny drops to the floor, the pencil leaving a line on the wall as he goes down)
Feeny: The football season...
Shawn: Uh-oh.
Feeny: CANCELED!
Shawn: But that means...
Feeny: Yes, Mr. Hunter. No cheerleaders!
Shawn: [falling to his knees] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cory: Shawn, this is a strike. We have to be willing to make sacrifices.
Shawn: [hysterical] But he's taking my girls! Why can't we just sacrifice you?
Shawn: Uh-oh.
Feeny: CANCELED!
Shawn: But that means...
Feeny: Yes, Mr. Hunter. No cheerleaders!
Shawn: [falling to his knees] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cory: Shawn, this is a strike. We have to be willing to make sacrifices.
Shawn: [hysterical] But he's taking my girls! Why can't we just sacrifice you?
Feeny: This has got to be the most half-baked idea you've ever had!
Cory: No, it was fully-baked.
Cory: No, it was fully-baked.
Feeny: We'll return to The Young and the Restless right after this word from Feeny. And the word is...Shut up.
Feeny: Well, Mr. Hunter! I see you do listen in class sometimes.
Shawn: Well, some days you're talking so much I can't sleep.
Shawn: Well, some days you're talking so much I can't sleep.
Feeny: What are you doing in Beantown?
Eric: Hiding from you; and I fail. Why must you stalk me so?
Eric: Hiding from you; and I fail. Why must you stalk me so?
Feeny: What are you two doing?
Joey: Well, uh, this kid was choking on his lunch money, but luckily Frankie here knows the Floorlick maneuver. Ain't that right Frankie?
Frankie: Stop, you're embarrassing me.
Feeny: I'll see you two in detention.
Frankie: Why, what did you do Mr. Feeny?
Feeny: Something in my previous life, probably.
Joey: Well, uh, this kid was choking on his lunch money, but luckily Frankie here knows the Floorlick maneuver. Ain't that right Frankie?
Frankie: Stop, you're embarrassing me.
Feeny: I'll see you two in detention.
Frankie: Why, what did you do Mr. Feeny?
Feeny: Something in my previous life, probably.