Boy Meets World quotes
406 total quotesEric: Just what you wanted. 20,000 words on the Civil War.
Feeny: I said 2,000.
[Eric looks wide-eyed at his thick pile of papers for a moment, then tears off the top two pages and hands them to Feeny.]
Eric: That oughta do it.
Feeny: I said 2,000.
[Eric looks wide-eyed at his thick pile of papers for a moment, then tears off the top two pages and hands them to Feeny.]
Eric: That oughta do it.
Eric: Maybe you'll smoke.
Minkus: I don't think so.
Eric: What if...[points to Topanga] she thought smoking was cool? Would you smoke then?
Minkus: In a heartbeat.
Eric: [to Topanga about Minkus] He smokes. You think that's cool?
Topanga: I think any man that smokes is a pig.
Minkus: I'm trying to quit!
Eric: What about alcohol?
Minkus: Could you use someone else as an example?!
Minkus: I don't think so.
Eric: What if...[points to Topanga] she thought smoking was cool? Would you smoke then?
Minkus: In a heartbeat.
Eric: [to Topanga about Minkus] He smokes. You think that's cool?
Topanga: I think any man that smokes is a pig.
Minkus: I'm trying to quit!
Eric: What about alcohol?
Minkus: Could you use someone else as an example?!
Eric: Mr. Feeny.
Feeny: What?
Eric: I heard you telling my parents you thought I was smart. Just hearing you say that is worth 1000 SAT points.
Feeny: What?
Eric: I heard you telling my parents you thought I was smart. Just hearing you say that is worth 1000 SAT points.
Eric: My grades aren't good enough to get me into college?
Feeny: Your grades, my friend, aren't good enough to get you a slurpee.
[Frankie is holding a kid upside down]
Feeny: Your grades, my friend, aren't good enough to get you a slurpee.
[Frankie is holding a kid upside down]
Eric: Nice? She's beautiful. I mean, she's the most incredible girl I ever kissed.
Cory: Which puts her on a list of about two?
Cory: Which puts her on a list of about two?
Eric: Oh, wait Mr. Feeny! Great news; I don't have to sleep in your car any more.
Feeny: You've been sleeping in my car? Since when?
Eric: Since I got kicked out of the apartment. I usually wait for you and Dean Whats-her-head to go to bed and then I kinda curl up in the back seat. Unless, of course, I have company over.
Feeny: You have company in my car?!
Eric: Thursday's spaghetti night.
Feeny: You've been sleeping in my car? Since when?
Eric: Since I got kicked out of the apartment. I usually wait for you and Dean Whats-her-head to go to bed and then I kinda curl up in the back seat. Unless, of course, I have company over.
Feeny: You have company in my car?!
Eric: Thursday's spaghetti night.
Eric: So how's the campaign?
Cory: Well, we're taking it in a new direction.
Eric: And that would be... down?
Cory: Well, we're taking it in a new direction.
Eric: And that would be... down?
Eric: So I said to myself, "Kyle - "
Alan: Kyle?
Eric: That's what I call myself.
Alan: Kyle?
Eric: That's what I call myself.
Eric: Sorry buddy, this seat's saved for [sigh] Monica.
Jack: What happened to [sigh] Bridgette?
Eric: She found out about [sigh] Monica.
Jack: What happened to [sigh] Bridgette?
Eric: She found out about [sigh] Monica.
Eric: The world is a melancholy place where... human relationships must rise to the forefront of our too-brief experience on this insignificant swirling blue orb until we are extinguished... like a flickering flame. [touches candle] Oww, dat hot.
Eric: Wait, I know this song! Ba-de-de-de-de-dum, it's Bugs Bunny!
Feeny: No, it's Wagner.
Eric: Mr. Feeny, this is cartoons you are WAY over your head!
Feeny: No, it's Wagner.
Eric: Mr. Feeny, this is cartoons you are WAY over your head!
Eric: Y'know something, Cor? He's absolutely right. I mean, I had this same problem when I broke up with Francesca. There's a lot of pain, there's a lot of heartache. But eventually time stepped in. And I got over my devastating loss.
Alan: Who's Francesca?
Eric: [whispering loudly] There is no Francesca, I'm just trying to help.
Alan: [whispering loudly] Nobody wants that.
Alan: Who's Francesca?
Eric: [whispering loudly] There is no Francesca, I'm just trying to help.
Alan: [whispering loudly] Nobody wants that.
Eric: Y'know something, I take it back, it is about cleaning out the stupid garage. Dad wanted us to do that together, and you chose to leave me out. Those were our memories! Do you have any idea how it felt to go down there and see Shawn and Topanga there instead of me?
Cory: Look, Eric, we're brothers, okay?
Eric: Y'know what, you're right. We're brothers. We're not friends. That means you don't have to like me, and you don't. [exits]
Cory: Look, Eric, we're brothers, okay?
Eric: Y'know what, you're right. We're brothers. We're not friends. That means you don't have to like me, and you don't. [exits]
Eric: Y'know, Jack, I'm having trouble opening this jar.
Jack: That's because it's a can.
Jack: That's because it's a can.