Boy Meets World quotes
406 total quotesEric: Yeah, go ahead, Feeny, retire. Take care of yourself. It's what you're best at.
Amy: The man has given the last forty years of his life teaching people.
Eric: Don't care. Kill his flowers. Kill 'em.
Amy: The man has given the last forty years of his life teaching people.
Eric: Don't care. Kill his flowers. Kill 'em.
Eric: Yeah, his name's Joshua.
Dana: Oh, how old is he?
Eric: I dunno, months or something.
Dana: Oh, how old is he?
Eric: I dunno, months or something.
Eric: You don't get it. We're in college now. We're being judged on a whole new level. Theories and footnotes, shades of meaning, nuance, spelling, where does it end? WHERE DOES IT END?
Eric: You know something, I'm gonna stand up to you, just like Feeny told me to. And then you're both gonna back down. You know why? 'Cause you are a bully by definition.
Mankind: Would you like to fly through the air or go through the wall?
Eric: Hmm... Air, please. [Mankind picks him up and throws him] Woo-hoo!
Mankind: Would you like to fly through the air or go through the wall?
Eric: Hmm... Air, please. [Mankind picks him up and throws him] Woo-hoo!
Eric: You named the rats after yourselves?
Cory: Yeah. Shawn's the one chewing the lock. I'm the one with the skin disease.
Cory: Yeah. Shawn's the one chewing the lock. I'm the one with the skin disease.
Eric: You see, duckies are good, because not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security, but you can feed them crackers and you can ride 'em. See, duckies are the horsies of the ocean.
Eric: You think that's what makes you a good father? I mean, yeah, you taught me how to swing a bat, but any Little League coach could do that. I mean, it was more important that you were there after I struck out. You made me feel better. You're always there for me, man. Just to listen to me, to give me advice. You know, to help me get through stuff. Just like you did today. You're never going to be too old to do that.
Eric: You're gonna love Cory. You wouldn't believe how mature he is.
Cory: Hey guys, look at me! I'm a fountain! [blows water out of his mouth] I've gotta show Shawn! [runs upstairs] Shawn!
Eric: I'll talk to Cory. He won't do the fountain. He won't blow milk bubbles out of his nose. He won't even do Armpit Theater.
Cory: Hey guys, look at me! I'm a fountain! [blows water out of his mouth] I've gotta show Shawn! [runs upstairs] Shawn!
Eric: I'll talk to Cory. He won't do the fountain. He won't blow milk bubbles out of his nose. He won't even do Armpit Theater.
Eric: Your wife was transported to an alternate universe. As far as I can tell, your closet is a vortex that connects your reality with ours.
Cory: Topanga, come out of the closet, Eric's drunk!
Eric: Drunk with knowledge.
Cory: Topanga, come out of the closet, Eric's drunk!
Eric: Drunk with knowledge.
Eric: [to Man who hit cory} THAT'S. [hit] MY. [HIT] BROTHER. [HIT] NOBODY. [HIT] HITS. [HIT] MY. [HIT] BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ puts hand on shoulder ] so this guy walks in a bar...
Feeny: "TK loves CM." What could that possibly mean?
Cory: It must mean that someone named TK loves... corn muffins?
Cory: It must mean that someone named TK loves... corn muffins?
Feeny: [holding an open book] And that, Mr. Hunter, is how babies are made.
Shawn: I still don't believe him.
Shawn: I still don't believe him.
Feeny: [looking at Eric dressed as a woman] Hm, double D's -- just like your grades.
Feeny: [of Cory and Shawn] I'd give up on them, but I don't think they'd notice.