Boy Meets World quotes
406 total quotesEric: Eww. My mommy said, "Thighs rub together."
Amy: [to Alan] Do you still love me?
Eric: No.
Amy: [to Alan] Do you still love me?
Eric: No.
Eric: FEENAH! FEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEENAH! FEENYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! OOO, THAT WAS A NEW ONE!
Feeny: You are NOT CALLING A DUCK!
Feeny: You are NOT CALLING A DUCK!
Eric: Hey, Hunter, what do you think you're doing?
Shawn: Uh... cleaning out my ears.
Eric: Yeah, with Towelie? My lucky towel? What are you, insane?
Shawn: One of us is.
Shawn: Uh... cleaning out my ears.
Eric: Yeah, with Towelie? My lucky towel? What are you, insane?
Shawn: One of us is.
Eric: Hey, I am not a carnival act! All right, yeah, I am a carnival act, but my sneezing is a gift. It's a gift that should not be abused! Unless, of course, we can use it to get chicks!
Eric: I am five again, and I don't know which cubby is mine! Crossroads...nap time.
Eric: I cheated, Mr. Feeny. I had the answers written on my hand.
Feeny: And you only managed an A-minus?
Eric: I sneezed off a couple of the answers.
Feeny: And you only managed an A-minus?
Eric: I sneezed off a couple of the answers.
Eric: I have closed that chapter of my life and I have opened up a new one. And do you know what I call that chapter, Jack? Chapter Five.
Eric: I know what you're hiding.
Cory: You do?
Eric: Yup. I tried the same thing when I was your age. The noises, the food sneaking, the look on your face at dinner... YOU'RE HIDING A PUPPY!
Cory: You do?
Eric: Yup. I tried the same thing when I was your age. The noises, the food sneaking, the look on your face at dinner... YOU'RE HIDING A PUPPY!
Eric: In conclusion... watches, chocolate, cheese. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the Swiss.
Jack: Eric, we were supposed to prove something!
Dean Bolander: He did.
Jack: Eric, we were supposed to prove something!
Dean Bolander: He did.
Eric: It's like I'm in S.A.T. Zone. All my other senses are completely shut down. [knocks soup into lap]
Jason: Eric?
Eric: Wha?
Jason: You just spilled soup on your lap.
Eric: What? [Jason nods. Eric looks down.] Ahhh! Hot! Hot!
Jason: Eric?
Eric: Wha?
Jason: You just spilled soup on your lap.
Eric: What? [Jason nods. Eric looks down.] Ahhh! Hot! Hot!
Eric: Jason, I don't skate. At all.
Jason: Well, hey. C'mon, Canadians skate. How hard could it be?
Jason: Well, hey. C'mon, Canadians skate. How hard could it be?
Eric: June 24, 1978: I... am... BORN! Sadat and Begin win the Nobel Peace Prize. John Paul II (eye-eye) is elected the new Pope. And a new dance craze sweeps the nation. [strikes a disco pose] Remember? Remember? 1984: I poo-poo on a bus. Nobody likes me.