WKRP in Cincinnati quotes
143 total quotesLes: Why are we all here on this planet?
Jennifer: As opposed to where, Les?
Season 3
Jennifer: As opposed to where, Les?
Season 3
Les: [Mrs. Nedelman] doesn't like for me to have lady guests.
Darlene: It must be terrible to have such an awful landlady living right next door!
Les: Oh, she's not my landlady, she's my tenant. I own this duplex.
Darlene: Rather than put an old lady, or even a dog, out in the street, you just take it. What a man you are, Les Nessman.
Darlene: It must be terrible to have such an awful landlady living right next door!
Les: Oh, she's not my landlady, she's my tenant. I own this duplex.
Darlene: Rather than put an old lady, or even a dog, out in the street, you just take it. What a man you are, Les Nessman.
Lucille: We only allow the children to watch wholesome, family entertainment.
TV Hostess: Like what?
Lucille: Well, the Little House on the Prairie. Now that's a fine, wholesome show. It's about blind children out west, and every week they have a fire, or someone gets an incurable disease. We enjoy it very much.
TV Hostess: Like what?
Lucille: Well, the Little House on the Prairie. Now that's a fine, wholesome show. It's about blind children out west, and every week they have a fire, or someone gets an incurable disease. We enjoy it very much.
Mr. Carlson: [on Les' demand for walls] You know, I think walls would be good for him. Big padded ones, about that thick.
Mr. Carlson: [on the phone] Thank you very much! It's nice talking to you too! Bye!
Jennifer: Who was that?
Mr. Carlson: My mom.
Jennifer: Really!
Mr. Carlson: Yeah. She was pleasant! No guilt feelings! Something's wrong, of course. She's dying.
Jennifer: Who was that?
Mr. Carlson: My mom.
Jennifer: Really!
Mr. Carlson: Yeah. She was pleasant! No guilt feelings! Something's wrong, of course. She's dying.
Mr. Carlson: Every time my mother comes for one of these little quarterly reviews, she always leaves with a piece of me in her purse.
Mr. Carlson: How many times have you said to yourself, "if I knew then what I know now"? Well, by golly, this is the new then. Now, I mean. Because I know now what I didn't used to know then. As a manner of speaking, you could say that I know now what I know now.
Mr. Carlson: I can't wake up...
Grandfather Carlson: I know.
Mr. Carlson: Scrooge could wake up!
Grandfather Carlson: Scrooge didn't eat one of Johnny's brownies.
Grandfather Carlson: I know.
Mr. Carlson: Scrooge could wake up!
Grandfather Carlson: Scrooge didn't eat one of Johnny's brownies.
Mr. Carlson: I see you've met Little Arthur.
Bailey: Yeah, he's somewhat of a ... a...
Jennifer: A Nazi.
Bailey: Yeah, he's somewhat of a ... a...
Jennifer: A Nazi.
Mr. Carlson: It wasn't really an 'official' fraternity. Mother sort of rented this house for a bunch of us who couldn't get in.
Mr. Carlson: Jennifer, in a little while when I'm happy again because we've made a sale, remind me what's been said about me and by whom. A certain little salesman I know is going to suffer.
Mr. Carlson: Listen, Venus, how do things look in the black community?
Venus: Oh, same old thing. Big lush lawns, manicured hedges. Living's easy. Fish are jumpin', cotton oh 'bout so high... Daddy's rich. I suppose you don't wanna hear about my momma, huh?
Venus: Oh, same old thing. Big lush lawns, manicured hedges. Living's easy. Fish are jumpin', cotton oh 'bout so high... Daddy's rich. I suppose you don't wanna hear about my momma, huh?
Mr. Carlson: Next week I'll just take a little vacation, take Herb and Les with me - maybe Johnny too, you can never tell what he's gonna do...
Andy: Wait a minute, you can't just clear out the station!
Mr. Carlson: Why not? Just bring him here, introduce him to Jennifer, she'll wink at him a few times and he goes home.
Andy: And what if he is a she?
Mr. Carlson: Well then you wink at him.
Andy: Wait a minute, you can't just clear out the station!
Mr. Carlson: Why not? Just bring him here, introduce him to Jennifer, she'll wink at him a few times and he goes home.
Andy: And what if he is a she?
Mr. Carlson: Well then you wink at him.