The Cosby Show quotes
222 total quotesDenise: [as Ms. Firestone] Do you have any experience?
Theo: No, but I look good!
Theo: No, but I look good!
Denise: [as Ms. Firestone] Do you have any experience?
Theo: No, but I look good!
Theo: No, but I look good!
Denise: Dad, it's okay to be weird here, but you're going outside the house now.
Theo: He's a minister, Dad, he'll tell God we're crazy.
Cliff: We are here to say good bye to Lamont, the goldfish. Vanessa: I always felt safe with him around.
Theo: He's a minister, Dad, he'll tell God we're crazy.
Cliff: We are here to say good bye to Lamont, the goldfish. Vanessa: I always felt safe with him around.
Denise: Dad, it's okay to be weird here, but you're going outside the house now.
Theo: He's a minister, Dad, he'll tell God we're crazy.
Cliff: We are here to say good bye to Lamont, the goldfish. Vanessa: I always felt safe with him around.
Theo: He's a minister, Dad, he'll tell God we're crazy.
Cliff: We are here to say good bye to Lamont, the goldfish. Vanessa: I always felt safe with him around.
Denise: Daddy, did you know that Susan is coming over today?
Cliff: The girl from your social studies class?
Denise: Yeah. You're in your pajamas.
Cliff: Right, well you said the two of you wanted to observe normal everyday activities.
Denise: And this is what you're wearing?
Cliff: Denise, today's Saturday, you're lucky I have on what I have on.
Cliff: The girl from your social studies class?
Denise: Yeah. You're in your pajamas.
Cliff: Right, well you said the two of you wanted to observe normal everyday activities.
Denise: And this is what you're wearing?
Cliff: Denise, today's Saturday, you're lucky I have on what I have on.
Denise: Daddy, did you know that Susan is coming over today?
Cliff: The girl from your social studies class?
Denise: Yeah. You're in your pajamas.
Cliff: Right, well you said the two of you wanted to observe normal everyday activities.
Denise: And this is what you're wearing?
Cliff: Denise, today's Saturday, you're lucky I have on what I have on.
Cliff: The girl from your social studies class?
Denise: Yeah. You're in your pajamas.
Cliff: Right, well you said the two of you wanted to observe normal everyday activities.
Denise: And this is what you're wearing?
Cliff: Denise, today's Saturday, you're lucky I have on what I have on.
Denise: I don't know, Grandpa. Hillman is so far away from home.
Russell: I know, but after you've been there awhile, it IS home.
Russell: I know, but after you've been there awhile, it IS home.
Denise: I don't know, Grandpa. Hillman is so far away from home.
Russell: I know, but after you've been there awhile, it IS home.
Russell: I know, but after you've been there awhile, it IS home.
Denise: Well, it's saying something to me right now.
Clair: What?
Denise: It's saying, "Bring me a tea bag."
Clair: What?
Denise: It's saying, "Bring me a tea bag."
Denise: Well, it's saying something to me right now.
Clair: What?
Denise: It's saying, "Bring me a tea bag."
Clair: What?
Denise: It's saying, "Bring me a tea bag."
Dr. Burns: I think if you were to go ahead of Peter and show him there's nothing to be afraid of, he'd do it. Do you understand?
Rudy: Yes.
Dr. Burns: But you won't do it?
Rudy: No.
Dr. Burns: No...you mean I'm in this alone?
Rudy: Yes.
Dr. Burns: But you won't do it?
Rudy: No.
Dr. Burns: No...you mean I'm in this alone?
Dr. Burns: I think if you were to go ahead of Peter and show him there's nothing to be afraid of, he'd do it. Do you understand?
Rudy: Yes.
Dr. Burns: But you won't do it?
Rudy: No.
Dr. Burns: No...you mean I'm in this alone?
Rudy: Yes.
Dr. Burns: But you won't do it?
Rudy: No.
Dr. Burns: No...you mean I'm in this alone?
Dr. Foster: My father said no matter how dumb the dealer looks, always cut the cards.
Dr. Foster: My father said no matter how dumb the dealer looks, always cut the cards.
Elvin: My mother works and I don't like it. Sometimes I come home and there's no dinner ready.
Cliff: [laughing] What, are your hands broken?
Cliff: [laughing] What, are your hands broken?