The Cosby Show quotes
222 total quotesClair: [Talking to Vanessa and Theo] Just go wait in the car.
Cliff: No wait under the car.
Cliff: No wait under the car.
Clair: [Talking to Vanessa and Theo] Just go wait in the car.
Cliff: No wait under the car.
Cliff: No wait under the car.
Cliff: Hey! You forgot the water heater! Hey! Hey! The water heater!
Rudy: Hi.
Cliff: Hey.
Rudy: You look sad.
Cliff: It wouldn't take the water heater away.
Rudy: I'm sorry.
Cliff: What's the matter with you?
Rudy: I'm little. When you're little you're nothing.
Cliff: So you're nothing?
Rudy: I am a big nothing.
Rudy: Hi.
Cliff: Hey.
Rudy: You look sad.
Cliff: It wouldn't take the water heater away.
Rudy: I'm sorry.
Cliff: What's the matter with you?
Rudy: I'm little. When you're little you're nothing.
Cliff: So you're nothing?
Rudy: I am a big nothing.
Cliff: Hey! You forgot the water heater! Hey! Hey! The water heater!
Rudy: Hi.
Cliff: Hey.
Rudy: You look sad.
Cliff: It wouldn't take the water heater away.
Rudy: I'm sorry.
Cliff: What's the matter with you?
Rudy: I'm little. When you're little you're nothing.
Cliff: So you're nothing?
Rudy: I am a big nothing.
Rudy: Hi.
Cliff: Hey.
Rudy: You look sad.
Cliff: It wouldn't take the water heater away.
Rudy: I'm sorry.
Cliff: What's the matter with you?
Rudy: I'm little. When you're little you're nothing.
Cliff: So you're nothing?
Rudy: I am a big nothing.
Cliff: I don't know what it is between your ears and brain that is dislodged. So whenever we tell you "watch your sister", by the time it travels to your brain it turns to "let her go wandering around the mall." And I just pray to the heavens that I could find something to fix it. A screwdriver, or maybe a brick!
Cliff: I don't know what it is between your ears and brain that is dislodged. So whenever we tell you "watch your sister", by the time it travels to your brain it turns to "let her go wandering around the mall." And I just pray to the heavens that I could find something to fix it. A screwdriver, or maybe a brick!
Kim: Are you lost?
Rudy: I was with my brother and sister but I left cause they were stupid.
Rudy: I was with my brother and sister but I left cause they were stupid.
Kim: Are you lost?
Rudy: I was with my brother and sister but I left cause they were stupid.
Rudy: I was with my brother and sister but I left cause they were stupid.
Rudy: Mom?
Clair: Yes honey.
Rudy: This is the dress I'm wearing to Kelly's party, okay? Okay bye.
Clair: Just a minute, Rudy.
Rudy: Yes, mom.
Clair: Come here, please.
Rudy: What for?
Clair: Come here. You know, just last month. We put that dress and all your summer clothes in a trunk and I told you it's getting too cold for you to wear them.
Rudy: Yesterday it was hot.
Clair: But I know but yesterday was an unusual day today it's 52 degrees.
Rudy: It's probably going to get hot when the party starts.
Clair: I don't think so, Rudy. The weatherman says it's gonna get colder so why don't you take that dress and put it back in the trunk.
Rudy: But this is my favorite dress. Can I wear it to the party please?
Clair: Mmm, I want you to dress warm.
Rudy: I am warm.
Clair: Well you're in the house. But Rudy if you go outside dressed like that you gonna catch cold.
Rudy: I don't care, as long as I can wear my dress.
Clair: I'm sorry, the answer's no.
Rudy: But I want to wear it.
Clair: Well I'm sorry sweetie, you're not wearing it.
Rudy: Yes I am.
Clair: Yes honey.
Rudy: This is the dress I'm wearing to Kelly's party, okay? Okay bye.
Clair: Just a minute, Rudy.
Rudy: Yes, mom.
Clair: Come here, please.
Rudy: What for?
Clair: Come here. You know, just last month. We put that dress and all your summer clothes in a trunk and I told you it's getting too cold for you to wear them.
Rudy: Yesterday it was hot.
Clair: But I know but yesterday was an unusual day today it's 52 degrees.
Rudy: It's probably going to get hot when the party starts.
Clair: I don't think so, Rudy. The weatherman says it's gonna get colder so why don't you take that dress and put it back in the trunk.
Rudy: But this is my favorite dress. Can I wear it to the party please?
Clair: Mmm, I want you to dress warm.
Rudy: I am warm.
Clair: Well you're in the house. But Rudy if you go outside dressed like that you gonna catch cold.
Rudy: I don't care, as long as I can wear my dress.
Clair: I'm sorry, the answer's no.
Rudy: But I want to wear it.
Clair: Well I'm sorry sweetie, you're not wearing it.
Rudy: Yes I am.
Rudy: Mom?
Clair: Yes honey.
Rudy: This is the dress I'm wearing to Kelly's party, okay? Okay bye.
Clair: Just a minute, Rudy.
Rudy: Yes, mom.
Clair: Come here, please.
Rudy: What for?
Clair: Come here. You know, just last month. We put that dress and all your summer clothes in a trunk and I told you it's getting too cold for you to wear them.
Rudy: Yesterday it was hot.
Clair: But I know but yesterday was an unusual day today it's 52 degrees.
Rudy: It's probably going to get hot when the party starts.
Clair: I don't think so, Rudy. The weatherman says it's gonna get colder so why don't you take that dress and put it back in the trunk.
Rudy: But this is my favorite dress. Can I wear it to the party please?
Clair: Mmm, I want you to dress warm.
Rudy: I am warm.
Clair: Well you're in the house. But Rudy if you go outside dressed like that you gonna catch cold.
Rudy: I don't care, as long as I can wear my dress.
Clair: I'm sorry, the answer's no.
Rudy: But I want to wear it.
Clair: Well I'm sorry sweetie, you're not wearing it.
Rudy: Yes I am.
Clair: Yes honey.
Rudy: This is the dress I'm wearing to Kelly's party, okay? Okay bye.
Clair: Just a minute, Rudy.
Rudy: Yes, mom.
Clair: Come here, please.
Rudy: What for?
Clair: Come here. You know, just last month. We put that dress and all your summer clothes in a trunk and I told you it's getting too cold for you to wear them.
Rudy: Yesterday it was hot.
Clair: But I know but yesterday was an unusual day today it's 52 degrees.
Rudy: It's probably going to get hot when the party starts.
Clair: I don't think so, Rudy. The weatherman says it's gonna get colder so why don't you take that dress and put it back in the trunk.
Rudy: But this is my favorite dress. Can I wear it to the party please?
Clair: Mmm, I want you to dress warm.
Rudy: I am warm.
Clair: Well you're in the house. But Rudy if you go outside dressed like that you gonna catch cold.
Rudy: I don't care, as long as I can wear my dress.
Clair: I'm sorry, the answer's no.
Rudy: But I want to wear it.
Clair: Well I'm sorry sweetie, you're not wearing it.
Rudy: Yes I am.
[Elvin and Sondra's diplomas have just fallen off the wall of their run-down apartment]
Cliff: These are your degrees from Princeton.
Elvin: Yes.
Cliff: Fell down.
Elvin: Yes.
Cliff: Rather symbolic, don't you think?
Cliff: These are your degrees from Princeton.
Elvin: Yes.
Cliff: Fell down.
Elvin: Yes.
Cliff: Rather symbolic, don't you think?
[Elvin and Sondra's diplomas have just fallen off the wall of their run-down apartment]
Cliff: These are your degrees from Princeton.
Elvin: Yes.
Cliff: Fell down.
Elvin: Yes.
Cliff: Rather symbolic, don't you think?
Cliff: These are your degrees from Princeton.
Elvin: Yes.
Cliff: Fell down.
Elvin: Yes.
Cliff: Rather symbolic, don't you think?