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Shawn: My dad is a lying liar from Liarsburg!

Shawn: My God! Did you see who that was?
Gus: It's hard to see anything with someone's knee in your eye!
Shawn: It's your own knee!

Shawn: My name is Shwan. This is my partner, Scoony "U-Turn" Singleton
[Gus draws a uppercase "U" with his fingers]

Shawn: Queen Nerfertitty.
Juliet: Nefertiti.
Shawn: I've heard it both ways.

Shawn: Remember Dad, you treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a Greek goddess, then a person again.

Shawn: Sweet black licorice!

Shawn: Well look who's on board and acting like a whacked wombat!

Shawn: Well, at least that gives us the "how". Now we just gotta figure out the "why", which reminds me, Gus, will you please get us those tickets for The Who?
Gus: Where?

Shawn: Where do I get a juice box and does it come in grapalicious.

Shawn: Where'd you get that suit, the toilet store?

Shawn: You said it was important. [surveying Henry's tight black turtleneck] Clearly, you're about to shoot an Old Spice commercial.

Shawn: You're mad.
Gus: I'm not mad; I'm happy, I'm thrilled. I love looking like an idiot.
Shawn: That explains your shoes.

Shawn: Zippy the dinosaur! Discovered by paleoslueth Shawn Spencer! Psych

Shawn:[while making something in an Easy Bake Oven] That depends. Are you a fan of delicious flavor?

Vick: What I have to say is very... Difficult.
Shawn: If this in anyway pertains to Lassiter's third testicle, I'm afraid we already know.
Vick: Mr. Spencer this is no time for jokes.
Shawn: [checks watch]