Psych quotes
0 total quotesShawn: First the stick, then the carrot.
Gus: You don't even know what that means.
Shawn: Leave me alone.
Gus: You don't even know what that means.
Shawn: Leave me alone.
Shawn: I can play six degrees of dinosaur with you right now... You've never been in a movie with Kevin Bacon or a dilophosaurus, have you?
Gus: How about you play six degrees of kiss my ass?
Shawn: First of all, that sounds like a totally disturbing game.
Gus: How about you play six degrees of kiss my ass?
Shawn: First of all, that sounds like a totally disturbing game.
Shawn: I don't think anyone's here.
Gus: How sure are you?
Shawn: Fairly to pretty damn.
Gus: How sure are you?
Shawn: Fairly to pretty damn.
Shawn: I'd say that's pretty ridiculous. Not as ridiculous as Denise Richards playing a nuclear physicist named Christmas Jones in a Bond movie, but still.
Shawn: I'm getting more... like five hundred thousand, which could last a whole lifetime.
Linsay Leiken: That's not possible.
Shawn: It is if you live in one of the Baltic states.
Linsay Leiken: That's not possible.
Shawn: It is if you live in one of the Baltic states.
Shawn: I'm Shawn Spenstar and this is my partner, Gus "TT" Showbiz.
Gus: The extra T is for extra talent.
Gus: The extra T is for extra talent.
Shawn: Is she still mad about me requisitioning the segway
Juliet: You did that?
Shawn: No....
Juliet: You did that?
Shawn: No....
Shawn: It's a chance to go undercover in high school, a la 21 Jump Street? Obviously, I'm Johnny Depp; sadly, you can only pass for Holly Robinson.
Shawn: Look, Jules, you've got to take your chi back, take it back! And that means doing something big, something risky. Something that will help you blow this case wide open. [gets down on one knee] Marry me, Juliet.
Shawn: Look, this is the lodge radar. And look! This is me, flying under it. Ca-Caw Ca-Caw! And look! This is Gus. He cannot fly.