Psych quotes
0 total quotesShawn: The important thing is that you got your cover story.
Reporter: Actually, it's page 64.
Shawn: It really depends on how you fold it, doesn't it?
Reporter: Actually, it's page 64.
Shawn: It really depends on how you fold it, doesn't it?
Shawn: The only thing that we were blinded with was...
Gus: Science!
Shawn: Never gets old.
Gus: Nope.
Gus: Science!
Shawn: Never gets old.
Gus: Nope.
Shawn: There's got to be a logical explanation for where that horse and rider disappeared to.
Gus: I got one for you. The next dimension
Shawn: Really, Winston Zeddemore? That's what you believe?
Gus: I got one for you. The next dimension
Shawn: Really, Winston Zeddemore? That's what you believe?
Shawn: They call this a motorcycle show? There's like four motorcycles here. They don't even have the bike from Blue Thunder.
Gus: That was a helicopter.
Gus: That was a helicopter.
Shawn: This is a great plan! Camden McCallum deserves to be commended.
Gus: Maybe you should date him too!
Shawn: Maybe I will!
Gus: Maybe you should date him too!
Shawn: Maybe I will!
Shawn: This is the best shake on the planet. One part ice cream, two parts awesome!
Shawn: This place is trashed.
Gus: Maybe Johnny Depp stopped by.
Shawn: I'm sorry, did that joke just arrive in a time machine from 1992?
Gus: Maybe Johnny Depp stopped by.
Shawn: I'm sorry, did that joke just arrive in a time machine from 1992?
Shawn: Told you so. Touché.
Gus: You can't touché your self.
Shawn: Sure I can. Your bad.
Gus: It's not my bad. You can't �my bad�� for someone else.
Shawn: Yeah, but you ain't mad at it, though. Know what you saying?
Gus: You can't touché your self.
Shawn: Sure I can. Your bad.
Gus: It's not my bad. You can't �my bad�� for someone else.
Shawn: Yeah, but you ain't mad at it, though. Know what you saying?
Shawn: Wait, was this the movie you dragged me to where the hero had big nipples on the outside of his costume?
Hiltz Kooler: [quietly] Damn those nipples!
Shawn: [chuckles] They were like big, angry marshmallows!
Hiltz Kooler: [quietly] Damn those nipples!
Shawn: [chuckles] They were like big, angry marshmallows!
Shawn: We find the mystery lover, we find her.
Gus: Dude. Why don't I ever get to say things like that?
Gus: Dude. Why don't I ever get to say things like that?
Shawn: We gotta do something to let them know they can trust us. Gus, give him the nod!
Gus: Shawn, the nod only works when it's me giving it to a brother behind the counter at Jamba Juice, not to an armed convict!
Gus: Shawn, the nod only works when it's me giving it to a brother behind the counter at Jamba Juice, not to an armed convict!
Shawn: We're here to ask you one simple question.
Yang: The answer is yes, Shawn, they do allow conjugal visits, but I think we'd have to get married first.
Mary Lightly: I'm a fully ordained minister.
Gus: That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
Yang: The answer is yes, Shawn, they do allow conjugal visits, but I think we'd have to get married first.
Mary Lightly: I'm a fully ordained minister.
Gus: That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
Shawn: We're not here to judge you, Mr. Barker. We came to investigate, catch bad guys and eat pie.
Gus: Not necessarily in that order.
Shawn: And it hasn't been.
Gus: No.
Shawn: We started with the pie.
Gus: Always.
Gus: Not necessarily in that order.
Shawn: And it hasn't been.
Gus: No.
Shawn: We started with the pie.
Gus: Always.
Shawn: Well, at least that gives us the "how". Now we just gotta figure out the "why", which reminds me, Gus, will you please get us those tickets for The Who?
Gus: Where?
Gus: Where?