Psych quotes
0 total quotesShawn: Really, Buzz? This is the thanks I get for giving you a cat and finding a guy to remove your Baha Men tattoo?
Shawn: Remember Dad, you treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a Greek goddess, then a person again.
Shawn: Right, I'd never seen a girl lie about entering the witness protection program.
Gus: She wasn't lying, Shawn.
Shawn: Gus, I saw her at Starbucks.
Gus: You can't be sure of that.
Shawn: She was wearing a name tag, she had a plaque on the wall. Employee of the Month. Her hobbies were hiding, and lying about hiding.
Gus: She wasn't lying, Shawn.
Shawn: Gus, I saw her at Starbucks.
Gus: You can't be sure of that.
Shawn: She was wearing a name tag, she had a plaque on the wall. Employee of the Month. Her hobbies were hiding, and lying about hiding.
Shawn: Roy... May I call you Phil?
Roy: I'd rather you didn't.
Shawn: Fair enough.
Roy: I'd rather you didn't.
Shawn: Fair enough.
Shawn: Simba, I am your father.
Gus: I don't think Mufasa has ever said that
Shawn: Mufasa, Vader, I'm Not Rappaport, it's all James Earl Jones.
Gus: I don't think Mufasa has ever said that
Shawn: Mufasa, Vader, I'm Not Rappaport, it's all James Earl Jones.
Shawn: So, kiddies, always remember to put out your cigarettes when you are finished smoking them.
Teacher: Excuse me!
Shawn: Uh, I mean, uh, don't smoke, uh, in bed... Or in restaurants... Or in caves.
Teacher: No smoking, absolutely no smoking.
Gus: And don't listen to anyone who says that a pipe is cool, because I'm telling it is not.
Fire Chief Dan: Get out, get out, get out!
Teacher: Excuse me!
Shawn: Uh, I mean, uh, don't smoke, uh, in bed... Or in restaurants... Or in caves.
Teacher: No smoking, absolutely no smoking.
Gus: And don't listen to anyone who says that a pipe is cool, because I'm telling it is not.
Fire Chief Dan: Get out, get out, get out!
Shawn: Take lots of pictures. Not of sights. Don't take pictures of buildings. Take pictures of moments, because that's what matters.
Shawn: Tell me your opinion on Detective Lassiter's hair.
Doctor: Scientifically, if he grew it out, his ears wouldn't stick out as much.
Doctor: Scientifically, if he grew it out, his ears wouldn't stick out as much.
Shawn: The cat is not my new partner, Gus; don't be ridiculous.
Gus: Then tell me again why the cat gets to ride shotgun?
Gus: Then tell me again why the cat gets to ride shotgun?