Nip/Tuck quotes

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Christian: [to Gina, about fighting for Wilbur's custody] Get your coat and your bitch on.

Christian: [to Gina] Come on, time to twelve-step your way out of here.

Christian: [to Gina] You're like herpes. Every time I feel like I'm getting my life back, I have a Gina outbreak.

Christian: [to Kit] If I'm not home by ten o'clock and deep into a beer and some Chinese food, I'll have my lawyer sue you for defamation of character, false arrest and, if possible, being a royal bitch.

Christian: [to Merrill, referring to his prison husband] Must have been one hell of a guy. It usually takes at least six karats for a bitch to give it up like that.

Christian: [to Mrs. Grubman] Tell me what you don't like about yourself...again.

Christian: [to Ms. Hudson, who is in Florida on a hunting trip] You know, I can't seem to picture you in camouflage and orange.
Ms. Hudson: Well, after I zero in on my prey, I usually wear nothing at all.
Christian: Now that I can picture.

Christian: [to Sean, referring to Dr. Grace Santiago] You're listening to the concern of Salsa Spice over the judgment of your partner?

Christian: [to Sean] If Anne Frank were hiding in your attic, she wouldn't have gotten past the words 'Dear Diary.' I'm putting pussy lips back on the schedule!

Christian: [to the ghosts of his former lovers] Goodbye ladies, it's been swell.

Christian: [toasting to the foursome] To even numbers.

Christian: [upon learning Liz's wish to become a mother] Medusa's going to breed?

Christian: [upon learning that Sean made a pass at Dr. Grace Santiago] Did you hire her because you're afraid that she might sue?
Dr. Grace Santiago: Lawsuits typically happen when you lose your job after you have slept with the boss.
Christian: Is that a threat?
Sean: [to Christian] Wait... you slept with Grace?
Christian: [rolls his eyes]
Sean: Goddamn it! Are you out of your mind? How could you do this!
Christian: Sleep with someone who rejected you?

Christian: Are you doing this because you were rejected by a woman?
Mr. Mantegna: One woman? Try thirty. In one night.
Christian: [Edit] Don't worry, Mr. Mantegna. When we're done with you, the only tits you'll be feeling up are gonna belong to Hooters girls.

Christian: Are you saying I have no ethics?
Sean: I'm saying you have a history of liking your money.
Christian: I have a discriminating eye, Sean. I turned down Michael Jackson today.