Mr. Show quotes
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Criminy Craffft (David): Eatin' an orange? That was like takin' a trip through a citrus mountain.
Cyrus ______ (David): Frame it, bury it, walk 20 paces away, dig it up in 15 years and teach the world to sing!
Dad of "gay" son (John Ennis): You gay bastard!!! No gay son of mine isn't not-gay, you better get gay or I'll make you gay!!!
David (as "himself"): You know, Jill's ingested so much soil, her stomach oughta be listed in the "Worm Apartment Guide"!
David: Bob missed his first day of school, and he never really caught up, so he thinks there are only 5 states...and that one of them is named Chim-Cham.
David: Bob's in there fuckin' shit up old-school, and I got kicked OUTTA school!
David: Dear Globochem, someone is trying to kill me!!! Please send me as many free products as possible. Love, David Cross.