Mr. Show quotes
217 total quotes"Coupon: The Movie" trial witness (Paul F. Tompkins): It was a baaaaabyyyyyyy!!!
"Coupon: The Movie" viewer (David): I saw the shit out of it!
Season 3 (Sept. - Dec. 1997)
Season 3 (Sept. - Dec. 1997)
"Grass Valley" Greg Sniper (David): Goats are the only animals with an innate sense of democracy. That's why they're called "Nature's President".
"Grass Valley" Greg Sniper (David): Nuh uh, I'm not talking rain clouds on a sunny day.
"Grass Valley" Greg Sniper (David): Tofutti...awaits...the greats...that make...mistaaaakes...To-FUTTI time!
"Grass Valley" Greg Sniper (David): Where ideas can hang out - and do whatever!
Bob: Charity is when you do something for people while other people are watching.
Boss in "A Second Wind" (Dave Foley): So Todd - you know we're considering you for this big promotion, right?
Husband in "A Second Wind" (David): Yes sir.
Boss in "A Second Wind" (Dave Foley): Well, what'd you think of my wife's casserole?
Husband in "A Second Wind" (David): Uhh...it was good!
Boss in "A Second Wind" (Dave Foley): Really? I don't hear you farting.
Husband in "A Second Wind" (David): Yes sir.
Boss in "A Second Wind" (Dave Foley): Well, what'd you think of my wife's casserole?
Husband in "A Second Wind" (David): Uhh...it was good!
Boss in "A Second Wind" (Dave Foley): Really? I don't hear you farting.
Brinks Peterson (David): Trying to get you the news without making a big production out of it.