Mr. Show quotes
217 total quotesBob: Later, we'll be having a beauty contest, and the winner will be crowned "Queen Pretty"!!!
Boss in "A Second Wind" (Dave Foley): So Todd - you know we're considering you for this big promotion, right?
Husband in "A Second Wind" (David): Yes sir.
Boss in "A Second Wind" (Dave Foley): Well, what'd you think of my wife's casserole?
Husband in "A Second Wind" (David): Uhh...it was good!
Boss in "A Second Wind" (Dave Foley): Really? I don't hear you farting.
Husband in "A Second Wind" (David): Yes sir.
Boss in "A Second Wind" (Dave Foley): Well, what'd you think of my wife's casserole?
Husband in "A Second Wind" (David): Uhh...it was good!
Boss in "A Second Wind" (Dave Foley): Really? I don't hear you farting.
Brinks Peterson (David): Trying to get you the news without making a big production out of it.
Burgundy Loafe customer (David): You want me to shit in a box while I'm eating dinner?
Byron T. Lebockwith, Racist in the Year 3000 (David): Keep 'em comin', Gleep Glop...
Byron T. Lebockwith, Racist in the Year 3000 (David): My relatives didn't move here to be put out of work by some shifty-eyed, lazy, yellow-metal, China-bots!
Byron T. Lebockwith, Racist in the Year 3000 (David): You can't trust a man what's made of gas! Not you, Zaxon, you're one of the good ones. There's white people made of gas, you know what I mean.
Carl Espick, editor of Value magazine (David): The Great Caruso wasn't nearly as great as, say, SAMMY HAGAR, the red rocker!
Chuck (Bob): Look, I like to masturbate in a closed room while people are waiting for pie to cool.
Civil War Reenactment piece narrator (Jeff Goldblum): He dreamed of one day finding a box of money.