Mr. Show quotes
217 total quotesAlexis Jung, designer, and constant chum of Nostradamus (David): Buckle the fuck up!
Anthony "One Time" Branca (David): The both of youze can grab onto my books, mother-father, Chinese dentist.
Benjamin Franklin (David): Gentlemen, who would shit on a flag made out of shit? It would be an empty gesture.
Benjamin Gerard, ice cream purveyor (David): "Rock & Roll Double Chunk". It has chocolate in it, and we figure if people like Rock & Roll music, they'll like this, cause it says "Rock & Roll" on it.
Bob Lamonta (David): I did grow a moustache, but I thought it made me look gay, so whoosh! [indicating its swift removal]
Bob: ... the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee.
David: Let's hear it for the IBTC. They work hard!
David: Let's hear it for the IBTC. They work hard!
Bob: Charity is when you do something for people while other people are watching.