Mr. Show quotes
217 total quotesSuccessful siamese twin (Bob): No! I worked. You sat on my ass and did nothing!
Supermodel Calling Service commercial voice (Bob): Thousands of hot models are waiting to talk to you around the clock!
Talk show audience member (Jerry Minor): You need to respect the baby, 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.
Talk show host, Todd Linder Flohman (Bob): You stupid, petty, Prince-looking, no-island-remembering motherfucker!
The Bob: It's time to eat the poison s'mores...get them while they're poison-ey; that's when they're best.
Ty Keenan, basketball recruiter (Bob): I'm thinking about of running away from my grandma's house.
Ty McGinty/Mr. Tink/Great great great grandfather Applesway (David/Tom Kenny/Paul F. Tompkins): Could I get some quarters?
Victor, the dumped landlord (Bob): Is Victor now to fix the sun? I cannot get up there.