Mr. Show quotes

217 total quotes



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Successful siamese twin (Bob): No! I worked. You sat on my ass and did nothing!

Supermodel Calling Service commercial voice (Bob): Thousands of hot models are waiting to talk to you around the clock!

Talk show audience member (Jerry Minor): You need to respect the baby, 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

Talk show host, Todd Linder Flohman (Bob): You stupid, petty, Prince-looking, no-island-remembering motherfucker!

Telethon caller (Bob): Hey I got a fake asshole...y'all got fake poo?

Terry Twillstein/Ronnie Dobbs (Bob/David): I am a camera, a camera am I!

Text on Poster: Being poor sucks!

The Bob: It's time to eat the poison s'mores...get them while they're poison-ey; that's when they're best.

The cock ring mascot (Bob)/Engaged guy's buddy (John Ennis): Any cock'll do!

Thomas Jefferson (Bob): What a collection of assholes.

Ty Keenan, basketball recruiter (Bob): I'm thinking about of running away from my grandma's house.

Ty McGinty/Mr. Tink/Great great great grandfather Applesway (David/Tom Kenny/Paul F. Tompkins): Could I get some quarters?

Van Hammersly (Bob): And that's when Lincoln said, "Don't diss my homies".

Victor, the dumped landlord (Bob): Is Victor now to fix the sun? I cannot get up there.

Video Image Text: Worthington's Law: More Money = Better Than