Mr. Show quotes
217 total quotesVoiceover king (Bob): Mr. Pickle's funtime abortion clinics: we'll bring out the kid in ya!
Willips Brighton (Bob): And my heart feels like a mouth full of sores. A mouth full of sores ain't no fun.
Willips Brighton (Bob): Take it from me, a guy who has mouth sores, I know the value of a mouth without sores.
Woman leaving convenience store (Jill Talley): Take a picture, it'll last longer, jag-off!
Wyckyd Sceptre band member #1 (Bob): Dude, show me your weenis!
Wyckyd Sceptre band member #2 (David): Look at my hard dick. Isn't it rad?
Wyckyd Sceptre band member #3 (John Ennis): I'm so horny, dude!
Wyckyd Sceptre band member #2 (David): Well then, dude, suck that shit!
Wyckyd Sceptre band member #2 (David): Look at my hard dick. Isn't it rad?
Wyckyd Sceptre band member #3 (John Ennis): I'm so horny, dude!
Wyckyd Sceptre band member #2 (David): Well then, dude, suck that shit!