Mr. Show quotes

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Voiceover king (Bob): Mr. Pickle's funtime abortion clinics: we'll bring out the kid in ya!

Willips Brighton (Bob): And my heart feels like a mouth full of sores. A mouth full of sores ain't no fun.

Willips Brighton (Bob): Take it from me, a guy who has mouth sores, I know the value of a mouth without sores.

Woman leaving convenience store (Jill Talley): Take a picture, it'll last longer, jag-off!

Wyckyd Sceptre band member #1 (Bob): Dude, show me your weenis!
Wyckyd Sceptre band member #2 (David): Look at my hard dick. Isn't it rad?
Wyckyd Sceptre band member #3 (John Ennis): I'm so horny, dude!
Wyckyd Sceptre band member #2 (David): Well then, dude, suck that shit!

Yale Hadderity, investigative reporter (David): Oh, my scammy flammy mammy!

Young Josh Fenderman (unknown): IT'S PUMPKININNNNNNY!!!