Mr. Show quotes
217 total quotesKiller B. Killed (Jonathan Fowler Jr.): I don't know, man. These guys got their fuckin' talkin' dolls in here 'n' shit.
Kindly farmer in "The Joke: The Musical" (Jack Black): Don't stick your dick in these holes.
Lane Wellesby, actor trainer and handler (John Ennis): There's a reason for the phrase, "as dumb as an actor".
Larry Black, the forgetful soul singer (Bob): I need a reminder to look at my reminder!
Larry Branson (Bob): Maybe he wasn't such a chicken-shit after all ... Bartender? ... My life!
Larry Kleist, rapist (Bob): Hello, Larry is my name. Insurance is my game. Raping was another game of mine...
Larry Turnauer, a.k.a. Marilyn Monster (David): And don't forget to break some rules. But... Don't break any rules.
Miscellaneous Quotes
Miscellaneous Quotes
Local World News network anchor (Bob): Later tonight, we'll have an update from the war-torn Gaza Strip, where Betty McPhee will tell us all about Tripper, the counting dog.
Lucian, He Who Watches All of Television (unknown): The irony's as bittersweet as...tears on Turkish Delight!
Marriage Con & Boat Show seminar host (Jill Talley): Men 'R' Stupid...ta da! Women 'R' Stupider. We need to get married! I did it! Get in line! Get in line, you dumb bitch!
Marshall, the 13th apostle (David): God, lemme ask you something: are you happy settling for omnipotence?