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200 total quotesBritta: Guys, are we really going to let religion divide us? I think there's one thing we can all agree on.
Abed: I get 72 virgins in heaven.
Britta: ...No.
Abed: I get 72 virgins in heaven.
Britta: ...No.
Britta: I can excuse racism, but I draw the line on animal cruelty.
Shirley: You can excuse racism?
Shirley: You can excuse racism?
Britta: I'm really sorry about how things ended.
Vaughn: Yeah, well I'm really sorry I can't accept your apology 'cause you're toxic, Britta. You know what, you're like the exact opposite of an anti-oxidant. Yeah, psh, I got band practice. Lates.
Britta: Can't we still be friends? And isn't the word "later" already short enough?
Vaughn: Yeah, well I'm really sorry I can't accept your apology 'cause you're toxic, Britta. You know what, you're like the exact opposite of an anti-oxidant. Yeah, psh, I got band practice. Lates.
Britta: Can't we still be friends? And isn't the word "later" already short enough?
Britta: Oh my God, you've been hit.
Jeff: What? Oh no! [rubs shirt] Wait, wait. It's blood. [laughs] I thought it was paint, but I'm just bleeding. Talk about luck!
Jeff: What? Oh no! [rubs shirt] Wait, wait. It's blood. [laughs] I thought it was paint, but I'm just bleeding. Talk about luck!
Britta: Okay, guys, let's get to Biology on time. I don't want to be a screw up this year.
Jeff: Umm, Britta. [Points to his Biology book while looking at the Chemistry book Britta is holding]
Annie: So we're really doing this without Pierce? It's so sad.
Jeff: Yeah, we've parted ways with our closest, oldest, craziest, most racist, oldest elderly crazy friend. And he's not coming back.
Pierce: [Suddenly from behind Jeff] I'm back.
Jeff: Umm, Britta. [Points to his Biology book while looking at the Chemistry book Britta is holding]
Annie: So we're really doing this without Pierce? It's so sad.
Jeff: Yeah, we've parted ways with our closest, oldest, craziest, most racist, oldest elderly crazy friend. And he's not coming back.
Pierce: [Suddenly from behind Jeff] I'm back.
Britta: Remember last week when I made you guys fill out those anonymous personality tests from my psych class?
Jeff: Look, if you dropped them in another puddle...
Jeff: Look, if you dropped them in another puddle...
Britta: Wait, so... so, this is a game to you? You put human beings into a state of emotional shambles for a shot at getting in my pants?
Jeff: Why can't you see that for the compliment that it is?
Jeff: Why can't you see that for the compliment that it is?
Britta: What, she's offended?
Jeff: Girls go in groups. Did you learn nothing from stand up comedy in the nineties?
Jeff: Girls go in groups. Did you learn nothing from stand up comedy in the nineties?
Britta: Whoa, Yippee kay yay. Thought you weren't a costume guy.
Jeff: You had to have one to get in here, squirrel.
Britta: Oh, so where did you get it? 'Cause I wouldn't think any costume stores would be open this late.
Jeff: Well, I know what you're getting at--
Britta: I think the words you're lookin for are "I own a cowboy outfit. And it is tight." Did you buy it like that? Your toy gun to my head, I'd say yes!
Jeff: You had to have one to get in here, squirrel.
Britta: Oh, so where did you get it? 'Cause I wouldn't think any costume stores would be open this late.
Jeff: Well, I know what you're getting at--
Britta: I think the words you're lookin for are "I own a cowboy outfit. And it is tight." Did you buy it like that? Your toy gun to my head, I'd say yes!
Britta: You guys weren't in Spanish class.
Jeff: Knight Rider marathon.
Abed: A shadowy flight into the world of a man that does not exist.
Jeff: Knight Rider marathon.
Abed: A shadowy flight into the world of a man that does not exist.
Britta: You know, he needs a little spending money.
Jeff: All money is spending money.
Jeff: All money is spending money.
Britta: You may have noticed this morning, not so good at the small talk.
Jeff: Yeah, I like big talk. What's your deal?
Britta: That's not small talk?
Jeff: What's your deal, and is God dead?
Jeff: Yeah, I like big talk. What's your deal?
Britta: That's not small talk?
Jeff: What's your deal, and is God dead?
Britta: You've got a bowl of olives next to the toilet?
Troy: It's a fancy party, Britta.
Troy: It's a fancy party, Britta.
Chang: "Arizona backwards is still Arizona backwards." Maybe I was crazy, or maybe I was finally sane.
Chang: ... And I needed answers like a fish needed a bicycle, bad
Annie: [To Jeff] Who the hell are you always texting?! Everyone you know is here!
Chang: ... And I needed answers like a fish needed a bicycle, bad
Annie: [To Jeff] Who the hell are you always texting?! Everyone you know is here!