Boy Meets World quotes

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Shawn: Tell me something. How do you ask a girl out?
Cory: Simple. You open the door and say, "Get out, you're bothering me."
Shawn: No, like, on a date.
Cory: Well, Eric uses the shotgun approach. He just keeps dialing random numbers until he hears the word "yes."
Shawn: Sounds like a lot of work.
Cory: Yeah, and after all that, what have you got? A girl! What's the point?

Shawn: That's gotta be a typo!
Cory: It's hand-written!

Shawn: That's okay. You're my friend, and I'm gonna teach you how to be poor.
Cory: Would ya?
Shawn: Well, it's not gonna be easy. You come from a world of many pants.

Shawn: There wasn't even any snow.
Cory: Yeah, what about that, Shawn? You told me that the weather report said "snow in the mountains."
Shawn: They did. They said the Rocky Mountains were blanketed with fresh powder.
Cory: The Rockies? Shawn, we're in the Poconos! Two thousand miles away from the Rocky Mountains!
Shawn: Oh, you mean that's a name? I thought it was a description. You know, like "chewy nougat."

Shawn: They were too perfect.
Cory: Yeah, too T.V.
Feeny: I agree with you, Mr. Matthews.
Cory: That's not like you.
Feeny: Which brings me to today's assignment.
Cory: That's like you.

Shawn: This is our school. I'm not turning my back. I sleep here every day!

Shawn: Tonight we leave as boys and come back men.
Cory: Are we talking about the same thing?
Shawn: [raising an eyebrow seductively] I certainly hope so.
Cory: Okay, so after the prom, romance in the air, you and Angela, you're gonna look in each other's eyes --
Shawn: Me and Angela?

Shawn: Topanga, are you sweating?
Topanga: I don't sweat, I glisten.
Shawn: Yeah, well, you're glistening like a pig.

Shawn: We've had to deal with life, death, and Feeny.

Shawn: What are we now?
Cory: We are lowly, 7th grade sewer scum who name rats after ourselves to feel important.
Shawn: And how do you feel about this?
Cory: Better than the guys with no rats.

Shawn: What's the point of even going to class?
Cory: Because otherwise we have to go to war.

Shawn: When adults talk, I hear this buzzing sound.

Shawn: Why did we have to leave the old school. I was so cool in the old school. They had no right to pass me. I am an idiot.

Shawn: Why didn't you tell me who my mom was?
Chet: Your mother's Virna.
Shawn: No. The woman who gave birth to me.
Chet: Oh, her. Uh, she took off. When you were born I said, "Honey! It's a... Honey?"

Shawn: Wow! And to think you were my only rich friend.
Cory: Comfortable. Never rich.
Shawn: Indoor plumbing? Rich.