Boy Meets World quotes
406 total quotesShawn: He says one thing and then he does another. He's being a hypochondriac.
Shawn: How long you been married?
Cory: ...Who?
Shawn: ...What?
Cory: ...They want you to take the rolls
Cory: ...Who?
Shawn: ...What?
Cory: ...They want you to take the rolls
Shawn: I can't believe you hit your dad! Now, does he have to leave the house in shame? Do you get his woman?
Shawn: I got four can't-miss ways on how to get Superbowl tickets.
Cory: Okay, give me the best one.
Shawn: I go back in time to the first Superbowl when tickets weren't that hard to get.
Cory: Good. Good. Very good. I don't need to hear the other three.
Cory: Okay, give me the best one.
Shawn: I go back in time to the first Superbowl when tickets weren't that hard to get.
Cory: Good. Good. Very good. I don't need to hear the other three.
Shawn: I hate being the third wheel.
Cory: Oh, please. You know, you've been the third wheel with me and Topanga so long, I think of us as a tricycle.
Cory: Oh, please. You know, you've been the third wheel with me and Topanga so long, I think of us as a tricycle.
Shawn: I hate to have to tell you this, but, my dad died last week.
Merle: So, who shot him?
Merle: So, who shot him?
Shawn: It's like you and Topanga, a perfect fit.
Cory: Yeah, but I didn't fall in love with her luggage.
Cory: Yeah, but I didn't fall in love with her luggage.
Shawn: Look, Mr. Feeny. Let's not waste anyone's time. Cory and I, we broke up.
Cory: It should've happened sooner!
Shawn: But we stayed together for the kids...
[Feeny looks puzzled]
Cory: ...in the class.
Cory: It should've happened sooner!
Shawn: But we stayed together for the kids...
[Feeny looks puzzled]
Cory: ...in the class.
Shawn: Mr. Turner, what if my choice is to not do the assignment?
Turner: You want this one, George?
Feeny: No, no, your class. I get them after lunch.
Turner: Well, then you would get an F, not get into college, and spend your time hanging out at the local convenience store waiting for them to bring in a new batch of lottery tickets.
Shawn: And that would change my life... how?
Turner: You want this one, George?
Feeny: No, no, your class. I get them after lunch.
Turner: Well, then you would get an F, not get into college, and spend your time hanging out at the local convenience store waiting for them to bring in a new batch of lottery tickets.
Shawn: And that would change my life... how?