Boy Meets World quotes

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Shawn: He says one thing and then he does another. He's being a hypochondriac.

Shawn: Hey, Rosemary. How's the baby?

Shawn: How long you been married?
Cory: ...Who?
Shawn: ...What?
Cory: ...They want you to take the rolls

Shawn: I can't believe you hit your dad! Now, does he have to leave the house in shame? Do you get his woman?

Shawn: I got four can't-miss ways on how to get Superbowl tickets.
Cory: Okay, give me the best one.
Shawn: I go back in time to the first Superbowl when tickets weren't that hard to get.
Cory: Good. Good. Very good. I don't need to hear the other three.

Shawn: I hate being the third wheel.
Cory: Oh, please. You know, you've been the third wheel with me and Topanga so long, I think of us as a tricycle.

Shawn: I hate to have to tell you this, but, my dad died last week.
Merle: So, who shot him?

Shawn: I'm no rocket scientologist, but...

Shawn: If I'm late for class, fall asleep without me.

Shawn: It's like you and Topanga, a perfect fit.
Cory: Yeah, but I didn't fall in love with her luggage.

Shawn: Look, Mr. Feeny. Let's not waste anyone's time. Cory and I, we broke up.
Cory: It should've happened sooner!
Shawn: But we stayed together for the kids...
[Feeny looks puzzled]
Cory: ...in the class.

Shawn: Mr. Feeny, you're on my side?
Feeny: Frightening, isn't it?

Shawn: Mr. Turner, what if my choice is to not do the assignment?
Turner: You want this one, George?
Feeny: No, no, your class. I get them after lunch.
Turner: Well, then you would get an F, not get into college, and spend your time hanging out at the local convenience store waiting for them to bring in a new batch of lottery tickets.
Shawn: And that would change my life... how?

Shawn: My book is due back and I have to rewind it.

Shawn: So I show up this morning and the wind chill factor is, like, Jupiter.