Boy Meets World quotes

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Cory: You know, I'm thinking of becoming a poet. There once was a boy named Cory...
Eric: Who now has an interesting story...
Cory: He learned about kissing...
Eric: And all he was missing...
Shawn: When he and Topanga made out!
Cory: Shawn, can you say "summer school"?

Cory: You know, maybe if Hamlet had worn pants, he could have made a decision or two.
Topanga: Was that a sexist comment?
Cory: That's what I was shootin' for.
Shawn: Don't worry about her- her dad sews.

Cory: You mean you didn't have a good date?
Eric: No, I had a great date! She knew what to do, what to say. She was so cool. But her date dropped food, tripped over seats and couldn't think of anything good to say for nine innings.

Cory: You see, I'm the lord of my castle. And as the lord, I think it's up to me to provide. And it's up to Topanga to be my grateful French chambermaid, Fifi LaBanza.

Cory: You were in my dream, Feeny. And you gave me advice that sucked!
Feeny: I am not responsible for Dream Feeny!

Cory: You'll never guess.
Shawn: Topanga's pregnant.
Cory: She is? Why'd she tell you and not me? Are you the father of my child?
Shawn: Hey, idiot.
Cory: What?
Shawn: You had news?
Cory: Oh, yeah.

Cory: You're my girlfriend and I love you and... and... God we should be at, like, ninth base by now.

Cory: You're Stan? Stan the Plumber Man?
Stan: If I can't flush it...
Cory: No one can!

Devon: You know, in my house, growing up, all my parents ever talked about were the three M's: money, marriage and mortgage.
Shawn: Yeah, my dad always talked about the three B's: babes, bucks and brewskies.

Eric's voiceover: I'm Shangri-La's own gumshoe. There's the gum... on my shoe.
[Secretary puts more gum on his shoe]
Eric's voiceover: More gum.

Eric: Look at me Im alone [Looking down]
Alan: [Looking at his test results] And you will be until your grades come up, Now until I see some letters here closer to the front of the alphabet... youre not going to any more dates.
Eric: [Looking sad] Mom, Mommy
Amy: Aww, Alan how can you be so cruel to my sweet little baby.
Alan: Well it was your idea. Eric you cant rely on your looks to get you through life.
Eric: But all I want to be is a weatherman
[In a flashforward where Cory and Shawn are old men]

Eric: [about graduating] You know, I don't think I could have done this without everyone in this room believing in me. That's why this diploma, which signifies my intelligence, belongs as much to you as it does to I.
Feeny: [correcting] Me.
Eric: I included you.
Feeny: Oh, dear.

Eric: [about his haircut] It's not gonna grow back; I got my receipt!

Eric: [dressed as a woman] How do I look, babe?
Shawn: Yes on the dress, no on the face.
Eric: Too much make-up?
Shawn: Too much ugly.

Eric: [eating pie] Oh, oh, that is delicious! What kind is this?
Guy: Pie.