The Muppet Show quotes
172 total quotes- What's that got to do with what we just heard?
- Nothing, just thought I'd mention it.
- That number scared the pants off of me.
- Nothing, just thought I'd mention it.
- That number scared the pants off of me.
- What's that?
- A television you can turn off!
- You know, I love French singers.
- A television you can turn off!
- You know, I love French singers.
- What's that?
- Why did they do it?
- I think honesty's always the best policy.
- Why did they do it?
- I think honesty's always the best policy.
- Why you old fool! I'm not your son and my name's not Shine!
- What's wrong with you?
- What's wrong with you?
- Why? Because the jokes get better?
- No, because my hearing gets worse!
- Why do we always come here?
- No, because my hearing gets worse!
- Why do we always come here?
- Why? Can't you see anything?
- That's the problem. I can see everything.
- This show is awful!
- That's the problem. I can see everything.
- This show is awful!
- Yeah, and with any luck, I'll never see anything like that again!
- You know, this is my favorite part of the show.
- You know, this is my favorite part of the show.
- Yeah, but it sure got wounded pretty bad tonight.
- Fantastic, incredible, they remind me a lot of puppets.
- Fantastic, incredible, they remind me a lot of puppets.
- Yeah, like comedy maybe!
- That was a great number, I've always liked pantomime.
- That was a great number, I've always liked pantomime.
- Yeah. I can think of some other people I'd rather see leave this show.
- Who?
- Me!
- What do you suppose they call that? A novelty act?
- Who?
- Me!
- What do you suppose they call that? A novelty act?
- Yes. Choosing what show to be on.
- That was a great number, I don't care what you say.
- That was a great number, I don't care what you say.
- Yes. It'll drive people to read books.
- Pay up. They made it through another one.
- Pay up. They made it through another one.